Poor, poor Thierry.....

[Portofino]

Surely this place looks far too big and cold for Thierry to live in alone! And all by himself in a foreign country, the poor lamb!

I think he needs volunteers to move in as well to keep the bed warm make it nice and cosy for him. Who's coming?

That article says his new model girlfriend is moving in! Is that you?!!

Of course!

I'm already packing my bags.
Va va vooooom!!

I think you could probably force me to live there. If I really had to.

All those windows!!

Do you think he'll walk round naked?

Why are there buckets of grass on the table?

Is that what he eats or plays on?

There are no curtains are there? Anyone fancy a job as a window cleaner?

I have see Thierry's bottom already, I'll have you know! It is very lovely.

Bloody cheat, no way

He was getting changed to go on the pitch at Old Trafford and I got a sneaky peek! DH told me off for watching him doing his warm up exercises when I was supposed to be appreciating the superior footballing abilities of Ryan Giggs

But MY, he has a fine bottom!

I would move in to stamp on his cheating hands!