i want to start a thread about the "rumours sweeping the internet"

[squeaver]

But don't want to get deleted.

Anyone else heard anything?

Male member of VERY high profile couple. British but now based in LA.

skinny and thicky?

A rumour about a male member?

Heard what? It depends what 'anything' is ...

Yes Argh.

Sorry should have said "male half"

It's usually where the male member has been, when these rumours start!

3 theories that I've come across so far...

1. Rooney-esque behaviour

1. Sexuality

1. Love child

One of the US papers apparently sitting on the story and not publishing for some reason (can't be an injunction if it's the US, so I suspect a back room deal is being done)

1 I can't imagine he would have to pay

2 don't think so

3 most possible outcome.

I have perused digitalspy and perez hilton and I couldn't see anything.

Haven't tried TMZ yet!

oo er
i hope it's not true :(

what? russellbrand is gay and has a love child?

Thai massage parlours?

Start in under a fake name?

I have no idea as I never do about gossip.

yy crackfox but, pre-Tiger, escorts were seen as a safe way to play away. Because they didn't talk.

there is something on digitalspy.......

they do know

seriously though, there is nothing on tmz or the like, so perhaps you could point us in the direction of the rumours?

doh now

Oh please give me a name squeaver.

I haven't a clue who we're on about.

Hmm, you might have a point there about the "professional" aspect to it all. I hope he hasn't because I have always thought of him as being a nice enough bloke. Ewww.

General chit chat at work

And Twitter - do a search.

I'm bamboozled.

found this on the internet Could be a fake though as I have never heard of it before.

Gotta be David Beckham ?

yawn twitpic.com/2qvi6s

I thought it was going to be good.

I hope it is all crap, nobody deserves a husband acting like that.