Celeb questions I need answered!

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Are Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova "Beards" for each other? I mean come on 8 years together, no engagement, no kids, no marriage, no gossipy stories, more to this than meets the eye?

Why can't Jen Aniston keep a man?

Why are there so many Boy/Girl twins born to famous people?

Is George Clooney gay? (please say no to this one).

Sure I will come up with some more soon.

I've always wondered about Clooney too

Where's Lord Lucan?

1/ possibly

2/ maybe she cant be arsed

3/ivf maybe but that wouldnt determine the sex, would it???

4/ yep I would say so

My guesses:

1/Never thought of that but it makes perfect sense.
2/She can't/won't get over Brad.
3/IVF
4/I think so, yes.

:)

1 - quite possibly.

2 - she is cute and fun in bed but impossible to live with.

3 - Are there ?

4 - quite possibly!

1 - Had never thought about but, yes, possibly. How old is she?

2 - Never got over Brad.

3 - dunno

4 - Yes

1 maybe.

2 she keep going out with arseholes and needs to date men who are not "her type"

3 IVF

4 probably

Actually, yes, CrackFox's answer to the Jen Aniston question is probably the right one. And, tbh, probably applies to a plethora of other female slebs too.

1. No idea. Maybe they're just young and carefree and it's a good relationship?
2. Bad luck, I reckon. I like her. Maybe there's all sorts of untold angst re her relationship with her father and so she picks wankers.
3. IVF and gender selection, which I'm sure I read is possible.
4. Nooooo. Not with that twinkle in his eye.

UQD - you have a spidey sense re Sleb Twaddle threads, don't you? That and the word "God" :o.

I thought of you today - the Walking Primrose is on a mission to sort out the GA tiff with Nadine, according to Heat (so it must be true).

1. I thought Enrique Iglesias was gay anyway, am shocked to hear he's married

1. Maybe she doesn't want to! A lot of them are twats, after all.

1. Are there? (Gender selection btw would be a very inefficient way to go, since any pregnancy is still statistically unlikely using ivf.)

1. I found an old CAT from CountessDracula the other day, apparently thee is incontrovertible evidence that YES he is a woofter. But I can't say what it is.

Hassled - I do indeed!...

Blimey, the Blonde as Boutros Boutros-Ghali in the Yugoslav Wars of Girls Aloud? This I have to see!

1/ Doubt it. Although I fail to see why any young famous millionaire would want to settle down or have kids. Look at the trouble it's causing for Rooney et al.

2/ She seems annoying

3/ ?

4/ Same as #1. If I was Clooney there's no way in hell I'd tie myself down.

1. No idea

1. She only seems to date other movie stars. Who are vain and self-centred (probably like her) and not the best people to have relationships with.

1. They have private doctors who will give them fertility drugs on request, so if they haven't conceived exactly in the window they want they take the pills and have non-identical twins.

1. I have heard yes but only on here TBH.

What are 'beards' for each other?

1. Not sure

1. Still loves Brad

1. I have boy/girl twins. If you are having fraternal twins you have more chance of having a boy/girl combo - boy/boy, boy/girl, girl/girl, girl/boy iyswim

1. I think he could be

I have it on quite good authority that Mr Clooney is not gay.

And liked somebody enough to gift them with £20k worth of diamond earrings....

I should mention that person wasn't me

DSM, a "beard" is a spouse of the opposite gender employed by a closeted gay person to present a front of heterosexuality to the world.

2 (The Aniston Conundrum) applies to lots of slebs, doesn't it? One might also call it the Tweedy Complex.

1. Probably

1. For publicity. Keeps the gossip columns interested and makes people go to watch her films.

1. Selective IVF

1. I find it hard to believe. But then I can't believe Cary Grant was gay.

1. Good hypothesis

1. Dunno, but Jen and I have the same problem and the same birthday - maybe it's written in the stars?

1. Uh?

1. Definitely

called a beard cos it/they keep things hidden??

all the answers are obvious really

a "woofter"?

what is this, a Carry On film?

There was an extensive thread re Clooney on MN years ago. Apparantly he is gay and has a lover with an unusual name.......Waldo? Something like that, the gossip was that this guy goes everywhere with him but is listed as his "hairdresser".

Not sure how true this is.