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eight words with two meanings

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strugstu · 01/09/2005 16:03

Eight Words with two Meanings

  1. THINGY (thing-ee) n
    Female... Any part under a car's hood.
    Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

  2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
    Male.... Playing cricket without a protector.

  3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    Female.... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

  4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)n.
    Female... A desire to get married and raise a family.
    Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

  5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
    Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer

  6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
    Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
    Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

  7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
    Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    Male.... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

  8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
    Male... A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 5 minutes.

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ronniebaby · 01/09/2005 23:16

strugstu - I like you way of thinking. very good

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