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dear lord, arse implants

17 replies

southeastastra · 01/09/2010 18:16

\link{http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1307674/Mutya-Buena-reveals-bum-implants-Carley-Stenson-talks-nose-job.html\for the love of god} this person is insane - really how hilarious.

i just hope they photoshopped the arse to make it look bizarre

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NW20 · 01/09/2010 18:19

Looks ridiculous.
And I think her un-perky arse is the least of her problems...

strandedatsea · 01/09/2010 18:19

Any wierder than breast implants? They love big bums over here!

southeastastra · 01/09/2010 18:22

over where?

it doesn't look at all like an arse though

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strandedatsea · 01/09/2010 18:31

Oh sorry, the Caribbean.

Some breast implants certainly don't look like real breasts either!

bishboschone · 07/09/2010 13:33

feck she looks terrible...like a mishapen barrel.

potplant · 09/09/2010 20:49

I already have big tits and a big arse, wonder why Vogue haven't signed me up?

SixtyFootDoll · 09/09/2010 20:52

She looks like she has the 'yellow pages' tucked down the back of her trousers,

BalloonSlayer · 13/09/2010 14:09

Is that the same woman in both pictures? She has different tattoos on her bicep.

foxytocin · 16/09/2010 00:16

so which bits of her are still real? not the nose or lips.

foxytocin · 16/09/2010 00:16

and who is she?

donnie · 16/09/2010 14:36

God those tats are rough as old dogs.

EldonAve · 18/09/2010 20:09

she is a singer, was in the sugababes but had a baby and left, did celebrity big brother

5inthebed · 18/09/2010 20:25

Looks awful!

How do you chose the size of arse you want though? It's not as if they go up in cup sizes? Erm, Im a size 10in knickers but would like to fit into a size 14 when I have my bum impants?

Aitch · 18/09/2010 20:32

this has to be a hoax, surely?

5inthebed · 18/09/2010 20:33

Sorry Aitch, it's the real deal.

You can get calf implants as well so I believe.

c0rns1lk · 18/09/2010 20:36

She's clearly not discovered MN if she's paying for arse implants.

donnie · 19/09/2010 13:22

surely you could just munch your way through a few cream buns to get a fatter arse? she woz robbed!

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