your outlandish predictions

[StealthPolarBear]

the wilder the better!

mine: Peter Andre & Kerry Katona to marry in a huge ceremony

No

Peter Andre and Katie Price will be remarried by the end of the year

Believe

Chantelle and Preston to remarry

Kate Middletin to marry Prince Harry

nnb I predicted a huge 're-wedding' for them last year, as it dfidnt happen I'm cutting my losses :o

Am I right in thinking you just had a baby??

Yes, but she needs to milk the Alex situation for all it's worth first

Yes, have scrumptious 19 day old DS

Katie Price and Kerry Katona will have a civil partnership by Christmas.

congratulations :o

Posh and Becks to split next year....

oooh good one
wayne rooney to do something academic...haven't decided what yet
Who will be drugs scandal?

Gwen Stefani up the duff. I've been looking at pics of her for ages thinking she looks pg and now the DM showbiz pages have finally cottoned on. Apparently she's denied it.

Cheryl Tweedycole to hitch up with...let me see...how about the newly-single David Beckham?

Drugs scandal. My money's on Lourdes.

ooh she'd love that
Madonna to retire and set up a singing/dancing training school that she oversees
Shall we check in in a year and see how many are right?

that she'd love that was about Cheryl The Thug btw

William Hague is .........on no hold on

Robbie WIlliams to have a bit of a backslide within the year.

Derek Hough is...oh no hold on.

Brangelina will bring their new stage version of The Sound of Music to the West End.

Jedward to do a cameo in Glee.

Robbie Williams and Gary Barlow to come out as a couple

UnePrune - I read yours as "Robbie Williams to have a bit of backside.." and was about to comment that this wouldn't be news!

William Hague to resign.

David Miliband to win the Labour leadership.

Sarah Harding to become my mistress.

Nadine Coyle and Cheryl Cole to have a catfight live on the X-Factor stage.

Cher Lloyd to win X-Factor. Singing "Paper Planes" by M.I.A.

Daizy Agnew (the really hot one out of defunct girlband Girls Can't Catch) to go solo. And to become my weekend mistress. :)

Colleen to actually say stuff off spudboy and go on to forge fabulous saintly career as a nice genuine princess di...

Matt Smith to unveil the frying pan he was hit in the face with as a child.

David Cameron to be exposed in an horrific and downright ugly sex scandal involving livestock and a variety of baked goods.

Waynetta Slob Kerry Katona to go back to that drug-dealing waster. Again.

Katie Price to pop.