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OMG this is so cringeworthy

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bunjies · 15/08/2010 18:33

"A night shoot in which we sat in a car was almost painful, so powerful was the force drawing me to him. He turned to me, his stare intense and hungry. I allowed my gaze to take him in as his almond-shaped, avocado-green eyes thundered their way into my soul. His head was shaved and he was wearing tight black trousers. Time slowed down inside our bubble and I realised we were destined to be together. 'Cut!' shouted the director, shaking us back to reality."

More here if you can bear it.

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southeastastra · 15/08/2010 18:35

i started the read that earlier then gave up

semicolon · 15/08/2010 18:48

I also gave up. Utterly tedious crap.

bunjies · 15/08/2010 19:34

What possessed ANYONE to think this was worth publishing??

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stainesmassif · 15/08/2010 19:46

OMG it's exactly like star stories!

semicolon · 15/08/2010 20:08

I loved the bit when Kate Moss lent her the Galliano dress she wore on her 21st birthday, and Said cannot resist putting: "it fitted perfectly."

Fuck off Sadie.

And "I knew I just had to be with (millionnaire) Jude Law"

Ha ha ha

noddyholder · 20/08/2010 17:13

I knew the girl who was going out with JL before SF and once he met her on set(of shopping) she pursued him relentlessly(allegedly) so conflicting stories in her book.He was soooooo young then looked like a gawky teen

sharbie · 21/08/2010 15:29

I was going to start this thread - these are bloody hilariuos - I'd say even more OTT than star stories could ever be.

BTW no mention of wife swapping parties or drugs yet - short memory??

Perhaps they didn't happen Grin

SpringHeeledJack · 22/08/2010 00:17

roffle at star stories Grin

I really think that old Primrose Hill lot should take a leaf out of Kate Moss's book and keep schtum

they just sound really really daft when they commit themselves to print

(yes- I mean you too Pearl Lowe)

[hard stare]

BobbiPinsOn · 09/10/2021 10:36

star stories!

LizBennet · 09/10/2021 10:43

WTF? The thread is 11 years old 😳

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