katie price - ooh that hurts

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www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1298393/How-Katie-Price-ensures-book-gets-number--prints-cover -extremely-tight-swimsuit.html

her arse and tits
ow

huh, I bet that's one of them suits you won

forget who makes 'em

she has the mannerisms of a man.

yy Maam, really really pretty girl

ruined now, obv

She has ruined her face.

well, despite the pasticity she still looks more fuckable on a housework and laundry day

god what is wrong with my sentences
that is supposed to say plasticity
and than me
crucial part of sentence missing there

Never mind the swimsuit, there's a rogue apostrophe in the first para .

I don't get this at all - does she realise that she hasn't written those books? It takes some front (which fortunately, she has plenty of) to be so completely unembarrassed about promoting herself as an author when all she is is a publicity gimmick to shift copies.

Lol suit I won is agony

Ah, but she has the ideas, SleepingLion. Which are such bold and original ideas that she deserves the lion's share of the credit for the books even though the mundane drudgery of actually writing them was outsourced to someone else.

Wow that looks tight !

That swimsuit makes her body look really short compared to the rest of her.

Listen, she's just following great literary traditions, it's well documented that Dostoevsky promoted Crime and Punishment in a Borat mankini.

Hassled - yes, I spotted the apostrophe!

NdP - @ mankini