saw this in a mag this week
2 fleas meet up every year in miami, however one year the first flea turns up shivering, whats up asks the second flea.
i rode down here in the moustach of a man on a harley davidson replies the first flea.
oh no, what you should do is, what i do, go to the nearest airport bar, have a drink, find a nice stewardess and crawl up her skirt to a nice cosy place, then youll get here, nice and warm.
ok, i;ll try that says the first flea.
the following year they meet again, the first flea is shivering.
what happened, asks the second flea.
i did what you said, the first one replies, i went to an airport bar, found a nice stewardess and crawled up her skirt to a lovely cosy spot
it was so warm, i fell asleep.
and when i woke up, i was in the moustach of a man on a harley davidson.