I can hear excessive wind AMA

[BillLius]

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Is my porch Christmas tree going to blow over for the third time this week, necessitating me picking up all the bastard ornaments scattered to the four corners of the garden again?

I hear you. DH hasn't stopped 💨💨💨 all bloody day

It's just the sprouts. Once you've stopped eating leftovers it should blow over.

It was the sprouts.

Here I go again

💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷 (not a Covid mask).