I'm an arsehole, ask me anything

[Sunlov]

Do your worstest.

Do you find your life’s interesting? All that opening and closing, must get dull sometimes.

What's the point of piles?

The one thing I've come to discover is that there are at least 50 shades of shit. A bit like a box of chocolates. Every day is a surprise.

Piles were invented over time and evolution to remind you that you're old. They also remind you to not eat vindaloo or to take one up the ass. It's wisdom that comes with age I suppose.

Are you my exh ????

Cause he’s one

Piles are like the wisdom teeth of the anus I guess.

It's highly likely that I'm at least related to your exh. Asshole-ness tends to run in families.