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There is not a single interesting thing about me - AMA

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Igorina · 12/07/2018 22:08

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Howmanysleepstilchristmas · 12/07/2018 22:11

What is your earliest childhood memory?

Igorina · 12/07/2018 22:16

Oooh, hello.

Erm, probably being pushed in one of those huge silver cross style prams by my mum. She was running because there was a really heavy hail storm.

I can remember the hail stinging my bare legs.

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Bosabosa · 12/07/2018 22:17

Would you rather have no knees or no elbows? And why?

MargotMoon · 12/07/2018 22:18

When was the last time you masturbated and what did you think about?

Igorina · 12/07/2018 22:20

I would rather have no elbows because mine are really pointy and I'm always banging them on stuff.

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Igorina · 12/07/2018 22:22

The last day of the last waxing gibus - Noel Edmunds.

I may be lying.

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Igorina · 12/07/2018 22:22

Gibbous!

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SneakyGremlins · 12/07/2018 22:24

Would you rather have nose sized breasts or a breast sized nose?

EggysMom · 12/07/2018 22:24

Are you still intact? Or have you had something removed - for example appendix, tonsils, adenoids ...

Thunderpunt · 12/07/2018 22:24

Is your second toe longer than your big toe

Igorina · 12/07/2018 22:27

Nose sized breasts.

I have everything I was born with.

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Igorina · 12/07/2018 22:28

YES!

Freakishly so - It looks like a finger.

We call it my twiglet toe and I use it to bother my poor husband.

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Turmericky · 12/07/2018 22:28

Why do you live where you live?

SneakyGremlins · 12/07/2018 22:29

Turmericky You sound like a MIL GrinWink

Cats or dogs?

headinhands · 12/07/2018 22:30

What's the most disgusting thing you've cooked?

Igorina · 12/07/2018 22:30

At this point, because I have no other choice.

I won't be here forever.

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Turmericky · 12/07/2018 22:31

I shall report you for CF-kery. I ain't no MIL.
I thought the OP might have an interesting tale to tell about how she ended up living there. Wherever there is.

Turmericky · 12/07/2018 22:33

Where do you want to be? Maybe that is the interesting thing.
As well as the Twiglets toe. But frankly, I find that s bit disturbing, I don't want to hear any more about it.

MajesticWhine · 12/07/2018 22:35

Who would you secretly assassinate if you would not be found out.

Igorina · 12/07/2018 22:37

Dogs but I have a cat who I love.

Drunken meatloaf.

Sausage meat, chorizo, onions, golden breadcrumbs molded into a loaf shape and baked until I was too hungry to wait anymore.

It looked like an orange brain and tasted of salt and nothing else.

I thought I was being fancy.

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MargotMoon · 12/07/2018 22:39

Haha, I'm not having this! Funny answers = interesting. I call FAKE! Grin

Igorina · 12/07/2018 22:39

I want to be somewhere new - I have lived in the same area my whole life because it's nice but I would really like to experience something different.

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spugzbunny · 12/07/2018 22:40

If you could only have one condiment for the rest of your life, what would you choose?

Igorina · 12/07/2018 22:41

Shock

How dare you question my mundaneness!

I'm positively dull I tell you.

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Igorina · 12/07/2018 22:42

SRIRACHA!

Oh, that went in the meatloaf too actually!

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