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JKR's secret mission to Greenland

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fromorbit · 26/08/2024 12:44

JKR took time off from her work on the construction of the secret women only Arctic lair in the far north to meet up with various rebel Danish politicians who know that women exist.

Sólbjørg Jakobsen
We got a pleasant surprise tonight, in a remote place in Greenland. @jk_rowling with the message:

“In the end, we will win!”

#dkpol #womenpower
https://x.com/solbjorgLA/status/1827504393958076705

This follows on from the Danish minister for Digitalisation and Equality, Marie Bjerre speaking up:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5147842-another-crack-in-the-wall-denmark

Invites to the Secret Arctic Base, guarded by mother polar bears, will be issued to mumsnet users on completion apparently. You may wish to get some furry hats and warm clothes ready.

x.com

https://x.com/solbjorgLA/status/1827504393958076705

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quantumbutterfly · 27/08/2024 16:18

I heard that Iceland do well using geothermals to warm greenhouses. Any volcanic activity in Greenland?

EdithStourton · 27/08/2024 16:15

quantumbutterfly · 27/08/2024 10:21

Plenty of ice for the g&t, will pack some lemons.

Yep, because Greenland isn't famous for it's citrus groves.

I can bring sloe gin if anyone is interested. Wonderful on its own (a traditional tipple from your hip flask in the cold) or with tonic.

quantumbutterfly · 27/08/2024 16:12

EsmaCannonball · 27/08/2024 15:44

I've always wandered why polar bears have never migrated south for an easier life. I wouldn't mind it if they populated Norfolk, say, or the Isle of Man. Walruses, too.

be careful what you wish for

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EsmaCannonball · 27/08/2024 15:44

I've always wandered why polar bears have never migrated south for an easier life. I wouldn't mind it if they populated Norfolk, say, or the Isle of Man. Walruses, too.

Omlettes · 27/08/2024 14:49

quantumbutterfly · 27/08/2024 11:42

Wrap up warm 'cos you can't have your kayak and heat it.

😎

Cracking Up Lol GIF
PollyDactyl · 27/08/2024 14:45

quantumbutterfly · 27/08/2024 11:42

Wrap up warm 'cos you can't have your kayak and heat it.

I saw what you did there!

quantumbutterfly · 27/08/2024 12:55

Tallisker · 27/08/2024 12:27

Ah the constitutional right to arm bears 🤣

😂nicely done, you win. 👑

quantumbutterfly · 27/08/2024 12:54

😂and since I'm in a punny mood, I will just note, wrt other threads, that it only takes a few true believers to make a thread holey, ( thanks to George & Fred Weasley for the inspiration).

ArabellaScott · 27/08/2024 12:37

quantumbutterfly · 27/08/2024 11:42

Wrap up warm 'cos you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Ta-boom, tish!

I know I can't. Canoe?

missmardypants · 27/08/2024 12:37

My thermal merkin is packed, I'm ready.

MarieDeGournay · 27/08/2024 12:29

Tallisker · 27/08/2024 12:27

Ah the constitutional right to arm bears 🤣

Brill😂

Tallisker · 27/08/2024 12:27

Ah the constitutional right to arm bears 🤣

Catsmere · 27/08/2024 12:22

Love it!

MarieDeGournay · 27/08/2024 12:19

'In conclusion, Queen JKR, as you Deign to Grace our Glacial Shores with Your Presence, may I humbly offer to Your Majesty this Illuminated Scroll bearing heartfelt Expressions of Love and Loyalty from your millions of Faithful Admirers...'

JKR's secret mission to Greenland
SensibleSigma · 27/08/2024 11:55

I’m fangirling like mad. I may need a new username 🤭

SensibleSigma · 27/08/2024 11:53

Digging out my thermals as I type. Can I WFH there or do I need a sabbatical?

TinselAngel · 27/08/2024 11:52

I feel Attenborough has misled me about Polar Bear hibernation.

Catsmere · 27/08/2024 11:45

quantumbutterfly · 27/08/2024 11:42

Wrap up warm 'cos you can't have your kayak and heat it.

Groan

😂😂😂

Catsmere · 27/08/2024 11:45

Snowypeaks · 27/08/2024 11:17

Just what I was thinking of. Except that the bear would always be a she-bear!

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But of course!

Probably with JKR riding her. Warriors both.

quantumbutterfly · 27/08/2024 11:42

Wrap up warm 'cos you can't have your kayak and heat it.

ArabellaScott · 27/08/2024 11:38

I have readied my canoe.

Dumbledoreslemonsherbets · 27/08/2024 11:32

When is the terfy transportation leaving? The only concern is if society will collapse when all of the middle aged women who do loads of unpaid work leave. Ah, fuck it, they'll just have to muddle through. JKR's secret lair has SAS polar bears!

Snowypeaks · 27/08/2024 11:17

Catsmere · 27/08/2024 11:02

I never read Philip Pullman's books or saw the film, but this image would do quite well ...

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Just what I was thinking of. Except that the bear would always be a she-bear!

Catsmere · 27/08/2024 11:02

Snowypeaks · 27/08/2024 10:57

Armoured bears with SAS training, you say? Sign me up!

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I never read Philip Pullman's books or saw the film, but this image would do quite well ...

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Igmum · 27/08/2024 10:59

OMG I am totally on my way. This is amazing 🤩

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