"If you see a terf ... " Sarah Jane Baker thread 2

@MavisMcMinty
They are beautiful pyjamas & I am suitably in awe of your ✨fancy✨ MNing attire.

I am in much less fancy kids Harry Potter ones. I mean they’re mine, I haven’t mugged a child for their PJs. I also have Harry Potter linen on my bed so I am pretending to be at Hogwarts because that seems like a reasonable, sensible & mature thing to do.

so so sorry! (still pjs though even if they are fancy.😉)

I’m intermittent fasting. That enough to keep him banged up for another afternoon?

HOW VERY DARE YOU! Didn’t you SEE my pyjamas upthread?!?!?

To be fair, you can only see ‘I ❤️ por’. SJB might just really, like pork or even porridge. Making criminal threats while out on licence means my second guess may be closest. 😁

I'm heartened by the fact that none of us dress up to do Mumsnet!

I'm in my nightie. On the other hand I'm still in bed (it's only just gone 9am here but I guess I will get up at some point).

I don't do pyjamas but I am still in my dressing gown. It's possible that I may be arsed at some point today but I doubt it

nods wisely.

I’m actually wearing a beautiful new pair of pyjamas from M&S right now, reduced from £60 to £30.

And I see they’re now only £25! Bah!

Tip if you want to buy a pair, they come up big. I got the 10-12 as that’s what I usually am, and they’d fit a size 14 easily.

https://www.marksandspencer.com/pure-cotton-floral-pyjama-set/p/clp22564670?color=GREENMIX#intid=pid_pg3pip33g4r9c3

Rules must be different regarding prison clothes in the UK. They are different in different states in the US. In mine, the women have a uniform of blue jeans and a plain T shirt or blue shirt with buttons, and a sweatshirt for colder weather, plus a jacket for outside wear.

I'm in the baggiest trousers I could find, with accidental bleach marks on them, which makes them kind of painterly looking. Baggy t-shirt full of small holes. About to put on boots and go into the garden. Am I now male?

Well for sure they should ask their friends to bring in some naice clothes to wear. If that's really the problem, it has a solution.

As for violent male criminal sentenced to life imprisonment, released under license, breached conditions, back in jail. Science cannot currently assemble a violin small enough to express the magnitude of my sympathy. They can stay in jail forever, as far as I'm concerned.

I have a great line in skateboard brand T shirts that my young adult son has outgrown/discarded over the last ten years.
I cut all the sleeves off. I hate sleeves.

TBF SJB’s idea of ‘female clothing’ seems to a be a natty red beret, a chazza shop fun fur and a pink slogan shirt that may or may not read ‘I ❤️ Porn’

I might go on hunger strike as a protest to keep him out of the female estate. With my stores, I'll outlast him by months.

Pink leggings anyone?

Looks at the pyjamas I've been wearing since at least Friday night!

And even if i wasnt being a slovenly sloth I'd either be in jogging bottoms or jeans with a t-shirt that may or may not (most definitely may) have some unremovable strain down the front and various holes.

So I'm guessing (especially as all bar my jeans are purchased out of the menswear department of Sainsbury's) technically he is wearing women's clothing.

<scratches at tomato sauce stain that still hasn't lifted>
Yes, definitely what I normally wear.

Women in prison don't wear prison clothing, they are always allowed to wear their own clothes. So, anything is "female clothes"....but I assume for SJB's purposes "female clothes" are pink, frilly, tight and /or revealing. Because that's all us wimmin wear, innit (looks shiftily at today's black t-shirt and spotty trousers).

What are "female clothes"?

Do regular women get given women's clothes in prison?

"denied access to female clothes"... poor love, my heart bleeds.

Well sjb can have whatever hissy fit that sjb wants as sjb didn't meet the old loose criteria for transfer to a woman's prison and sjb has further displayed sjb's violent nature and the threat that sjb posses to women (latest 2 charges) and as such has become the poster person for why these men should not be in women's prisons

How long can the average person go without food?

A typical, well-nourished male weighing 70 kilograms (154 pounds) technically has enough calories stored to survive for between 1 and 3 months

However, people who have voluntarily stopped eating to participate in hunger strikes have died after 45–61 days, which suggests that a person would be unlikely to survive for 3 months.

How long can you go without water?

As with food, it is hard to say exactly how long people can survive without water. While a fit adult might last a few days, a child whom a parent or caregiver has left in a hot car could dehydrate and die within hours.

The precise length of time for which a person could survive varies due to differences in individual body composition.

The body needs a continual supply of water to repair and maintain cells and carry out essential processes.

So without fluids it should be all over by Wednesday tea time ish.