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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 01/10/2023 19:18

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CervixSampler · 01/10/2023 18:34

Those look like my shades. It's due to rain tomorrow and I need them to wear under my brolly.

Boiledbeetle · 01/10/2023 18:02

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RealFeminist · 01/10/2023 17:35

GENERALLY I HAVE MORE LADYLIKE SHOES

IcakethereforeIam · 01/10/2023 17:26

Glad you've made it home safely. Not sure what my hat was doing on stage 🤔

Boiledbeetle · 01/10/2023 16:03

So, this happened.

Thankfully, that could be any number of middle aged white women!

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 01/10/2023 14:42

And as it's the first of the month

September: 7 paperback, 5 e-book

£38.02 paid to For Women Scotland.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 01/10/2023 14:17

Uggggggg. Finally home!

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IcakethereforeIam · 29/09/2023 01:44

Have a lovely time!

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Boiledbeetle · 29/09/2023 00:41

Just getting ready for my departure from deepest darkest Peru for the fair country of Scotland for the Unbridled book launch.

Just need to find my passport and sneak onto a plane. I have marmite butties and caramel wafers to keep me going on the journey.

My disguise has arrived so I won't need to dress as a Tunnocks ninja or the merkin lady's vulva outfit.

I will be totally unrecognizable if not slightly reminiscent to Ryan Reynolds in his deadpool phase and I do mean slightly i'll probably be wearing Crocs!

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ArcaneWireless · 29/09/2023 00:14

love that!

I would need to tie twelve together to accommodate my ample cheeks though. 😉

IcakethereforeIam · 28/09/2023 23:51

I keep mine under the stairs when I'm not using it.

Boiledbeetle · 28/09/2023 21:54

Just saw this On twitter

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 28/09/2023 20:04

Imagine!

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IcakethereforeIam · 28/09/2023 18:52

I thought for a sec. it was GC on the wall behind him 😃

Boiledbeetle · 28/09/2023 18:48

You learn something new every day!

Head is fine today, thank you.

It was helped by looking at Ryan!

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IcakethereforeIam · 28/09/2023 18:31

I did not know that.

How's your head?🤕

Boiledbeetle · 28/09/2023 17:35

You know there are two poems in the first book that were originally comments, but after some discussion with the posters became poems.

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IcakethereforeIam · 27/09/2023 23:33

I've seen a few post that I thought with a few tweaks might make poetry but the accidental one was perfect.

Well done Dame@Boiledbeetle hope your head stays on the mend.

I've had the Fields of Athenry as an earworm since I pirated it for WWW. Except now the first lines go

By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young girl calling
'Why, the fuck, is there a man in my cell?'

Boiledbeetle · 27/09/2023 21:01

I've had them for nearly forty years, I know my limits. It's only when they are hemiplegic that they completely stop me. Then I spend a week doing a good impersonation of a stroke victim! Tis a joy

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BonfireLady · 27/09/2023 20:51

150! Great stuff! Very impressive organising @Boiledbeetle I'm in awe that you can power through a migraine to get all of that done. It sounds full-on.

Also, I'm loving the unintended poetry that results from being pissed off. Brilliant (accidental) work MrInbetween 👏

Boiledbeetle · 27/09/2023 20:45

ArcaneWireless · 27/09/2023 20:30

150?

Ruddy Nora!

How’s yer heid? 🙂

I know!!

Head is at dull thud. I can live with that.obviously I'd prefer not to mind!

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ArcaneWireless · 27/09/2023 20:30

150?

Ruddy Nora!

How’s yer heid? 🙂

Boiledbeetle · 27/09/2023 20:26

after much reshuffling of categories, poems, etc I think I've got my chapter order and poem order sorted. There may Still be slight poem movement within a chapter but i think it works!!

Does happy dances now that the floor in the living room doesn't look like I've thrown paper everywhere.

And, drum roll....

There is in total 150 poems going in!!!!

150

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Boiledbeetle · 26/09/2023 09:53

@SinnerBoy By the by, Sumatripan sounds like an island with orangutans...

It does doesn't it!

Twas a short lived one! But I've had a fair few like that lately, which means I'm building up to a doozy of an attack at some point. Which as much as I hate them is a relief in a way when it happens, as then I go back to the start of the cycle again and get relief for a while before the next round of lets drive beetle insane begins!

(The best thing they ever did was stick the biggest needle I've ever seen in the back of my skull, god knows what they injected in it but it was amazing! they've been much better since then)

And now I must stop thinking of migraines as my brain has just gone oooh migraines... I'll get right on with that! I must distract it with other things, so I best get on with doing something with many many poems!

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