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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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TheYorkshireTwat · 02/10/2023 09:34

Another one checking in - yay!

Swashbuckled · 02/10/2023 09:34

Excellent news!

Thank you 😊

BreadInCaptivity · 02/10/2023 09:28

Confirmed!

Boiledbeetle · 02/10/2023 09:25

Just ticking off names on my list!

I'm working up to actually doing things on the book, so thought I'd ease my way in slowly this morning with the admin bits of it. I'm still recovering from my weekend of of Scotlanding!

I will also be assuming anyone who is on the list, doesn't comment but presses the thanks button as a confirmation.

Please don't make me chase you round Mumsnet to see if you are still OK being in it.

I can do it using assumed copyright consent (you posted on a thread about a book about a thread - you had to know which way this was always going to turn out!),

However, given the subject matter I would be happier knowing each of you are still happy to proceed. so the less of you I have to badger by stalking you around the boards the quicker the book will be in your hands.

If anyone wants their poem in but either under a different username or 'Username withheld' please let me know and I can get it changed.

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WinnieFosterFights · 02/10/2023 09:20

Also checking in!
Well done @Boiledbeetle - such a great tribute to Magdalen. Flowers

SpottyBumPony · 02/10/2023 09:13

Here Miss

IcakethereforeIam · 02/10/2023 09:12

Woohoo!

Jim Bean Happy Dance GIF
Motorina · 02/10/2023 09:07

Happy dance!

beastlyslumber · 02/10/2023 09:06

Hahaha yes! Would be very rude not to!

Boiledbeetle · 02/10/2023 09:05

beastlyslumber · 02/10/2023 09:01

Hello! You summoned me, @Boiledbeetle!! Didn't know there was a second volume happening but that's great :) Awesome work!

well, you did write this on thread one - and it would be rude not to include it. after all tis a work of beauty!

beastlyslumber · 13/04/2023 10:13

Amazing!

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Entirely awesome being!

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beastlyslumber · 02/10/2023 09:01

Hello! You summoned me, @Boiledbeetle!! Didn't know there was a second volume happening but that's great :) Awesome work!

RealFeminist · 02/10/2023 09:01

FUCKSAKE NO NEED TAE SHOUT

howdoesatoastermaketoast · 02/10/2023 09:00

Cool.

Boiledbeetle · 02/10/2023 08:54

ALL POEM POSTERS PLEASE CHECK THE THREAD!

VOLUME 2 FULL LIST OF POSTERS WITH POEMS - SPEAK NOW IF YOU ARE MISSING OFF THE LIST AND THINK YOU SHOULD BE ON IT OR ARE ON THE LIST AND NO LONGER WANT TO BE.

@AppleTreeOwner
@ArcaneWireless
@beastlyslumber
@BonfireLady
@Bowednotbroken
@BreadInCaptivity
@Britinme
@Brokendaughter
@Calyx72
@CervixSampler
@Croneofakind
@CyclingSam
@FairyKindleMother
@GingerbreadCookieDough
@howdoesatoastermaketoast
@IcakethereforeIam
@lechiffre55

@Larpingasapoet
@Motorina
@MrInbetween
@Piccalillipromises
@PurpleBugz
@Ramblingnamechanger
@RealFeminist
@Ritasueandbobtoo9
@SaleOfTwoTitties
@Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis
@SpottyBumPony
@Swashbuckled
@TessoftheDurbeyfields
@TheBiologyStupid
@TheYorkshireTwat
@UrinaryLeash
@Vebrithien
@Waitwhat23
@Whatthechicken
@WinnieFosterFights
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Boiledbeetle · 02/10/2023 08:49

That's everyone as far as I know!

I know there are a couple of poems floating around on other threads, but i can't find them or remember who they were posted by.

So, if you think you should be on my list but you aren't please let me know ASAP.

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Boiledbeetle · 02/10/2023 08:46

OTHER THREADS

Poems from the following posters from various threads around the board will be going in volume 2. If you think you should be on this list and you aren't, or if you are on this list and no longer want to be can you let me know ASAP. (Either over on thread 2 or send me a PM if you want)

@Croneofakind
@lechiffre55

@Whatthechicken

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Boiledbeetle · 02/10/2023 08:44

THREAD 1

Poems from the following posters from THREAD 1 will be going in volume 2. If you think you should be on this list and you aren't, or if you are on this list and no longer want to be can you let me know ASAP. (Either over on thread 2 or send me a PM if you want)

@ArcaneWireless
@beastlyslumber
Boiledbeetle
@Britinme
@Brokendaughter
@Calyx72
ChatGPT
@howdoesatoastermaketoast
@PurpleBugz
@RealFeminist
@Ritasueandbobtoo9
@Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis
@TessoftheDurbeyfields
@TheBiologyStupid
@Vebrithien
@Waitwhat23
@WinnieFosterFights

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Boiledbeetle · 02/10/2023 08:42

PLEASE READ IF YOU POSTED A POEM ON THIS THREAD:

Poems from the following posters from this thread THREAD 2 will be going in volume 2. If you think you should be on this list and you aren't, or if you are on this list and no longer want to be can you let me know ASAP. (Either over on thread 2 or send me a PM if you want)

THREAD 2

@AppleTreeOwner
@ArcaneWireless
Boiledbeetle
@BonfireLady
@Bowednotbroken
@BreadInCaptivity
@Brokendaughter
@CervixSampler
ChatGPT
@CyclingSam
@FairyKindleMother
@GingerbreadCookieDough
@IcakethereforeIam
@Larpingasapoet
@Motorina
@MrInbetween
@Piccalillipromises
@Ramblingnamechanger
@RealFeminist
@Ritasueandbobtoo9
@SaleOfTwoTitties
@SpottyBumPony

@Swashbuckled
@TessoftheDurbyfields

@TheBiologyStupid

@TheYorkshireTwat
@UrinaryLeash
@Waitwhat23

Thank you

Boiledbeetle xx

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IcakethereforeIam · 01/10/2023 23:12

I liked Iceman. Val Kilmer was lovely. I think he was a bit of a dick irl though.

shows fueling GIF
CervixSampler · 01/10/2023 22:55

If I watched it now I'd still cry.

Boiledbeetle · 01/10/2023 22:41

I cried when Goose died! I wanted it to be Tom Cruise instead!

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CervixSampler · 01/10/2023 21:45

I had a huge Athena poster on my wall of the F-14 Tomcat.

CervixSampler · 01/10/2023 21:43

Actually it was these that held my interest:

I was 12. The men were ok but I wanted Kelly's hair and to be flying those jets. I have ridden on one of those bikes though.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
IcakethereforeIam · 01/10/2023 21:07

Here you go 😊

Goose Maverick GIF by Skydance
CervixSampler · 01/10/2023 20:55

How he was fit in that film. One of my all time favourites.

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