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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Ritasueandbobtoo9 · 14/06/2023 22:38

The Met:

The Met is policing by consent,
but we all know they are bent.
Violence against women is the rule,
and hate crime reporting is a tool,
to silence women who speak out,
the Met fly flag for men, no doubt.

@Boiledbeetle

Boiledbeetle · 14/06/2023 22:12

We have had two sales today an e-book and a paperback!

Now we had slipped down to No 4 earlier in the day but those two sales puts us back at No 2 (shakes head).

We are currently being pipped to the post by a book of poems about understanding suicide with the Art of War bringing up the rear. If we are not careful we will be overtaken by the book currently at No 5 The Fetish Camp - I checked it out so you don't have to. There's lots of leather.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 22:09

No comment.

Boiledbeetle · 14/06/2023 22:05

SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 19:23

😀

Is that your faking it face? or....

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SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 19:23

😀

Boiledbeetle · 14/06/2023 18:28

SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 18:12

So do I!

And if you don't then do what us women are good at...

Fake it!

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SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 18:12

So do I!

Boiledbeetle · 14/06/2023 17:21

A kindle book pic!

After all I honestly hope you like it!

Praise The Lord Yes GIF by Pudgy Penguins
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SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 17:06

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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 16:58

Will a pic load?

SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 16:52

Ha hah! It's literally just popped up now!

SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 16:52

It has been turned on since I wrote my last post, but it's not there. I looked through the library and searched for the title. I tried turning aeroplane mode on and off, then Sync.

Nada.

Boiledbeetle · 14/06/2023 16:43

SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 15:35

Erm, not sure what the gif is all about...

😁

Hang on she devotes a whole HALF HOUR? what is wrong with the woman? it should be fifteen minutes max every two years!

So, you've bought it! But has it turned up on your kindle?

( i don't know why i'm asking that, i've got your money now, what do I care!)

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SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 15:35

Erm, not sure what the gif is all about...

SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 15:34

Well, I don't know if it's loaded or not. My wife moved it off the printer yesterday, during her annual half hour tidying spree.

She denies all knowledge of it; it was on the printer and I've found the box of Covid tests next to it immediately.

It's not in any of the cupboards, drawers, bookcases, or on the filing cabinet. She hid my last one, days before I was going to join a ship.

I end up finding my things accidentally, months and even years later, in the most obscure places.

Aaaaargghhhhh!

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Boiledbeetle · 14/06/2023 12:17

I'm on a Nicola roll

THE VERDICT

When will we see poor Nicola
Handcuffed and in the dock.
Will she be in a trouser suit,
Or will she wear a frock.
Will she be found not guilty,
Or guilty, or not proven?
Will she ever finally admit
You can easily sex a human.
Will she be forced to share a cell
With someone born a man
As that is the law she fought for
Until the Westminster ban.

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Boiledbeetle · 14/06/2023 11:48

THINGS LEFT UNSAID

So wee Nicola was placed under arrest,
(there are so many things I’d like to say
about that monumental day,
but contempt laws and all of that
means I’m not really able to chat,
so for now I’ll just keep my mouth shut
and all of my thoughts I’ll have to cut
from this poem) - it’s probably for the best!

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Boiledbeetle · 14/06/2023 09:16

SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 08:54

Boiledbeetle · 12/06/2023 21:44

I'd usually post the image, but I just daren't

Ha hah!

In techno dunce news, I seem to have bought the Kindle version, via my laptop. I can't look at the kindle yet, one of our refugees is doing a viva on Zoom and is shut in the back bedroom with the computer.

I shall look later...

There's delayed gratification and there's there's @SinnerBoy levels of delayed gratification.😁

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SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 08:54

Boiledbeetle · 12/06/2023 21:44

I'd usually post the image, but I just daren't

Ha hah!

In techno dunce news, I seem to have bought the Kindle version, via my laptop. I can't look at the kindle yet, one of our refugees is doing a viva on Zoom and is shut in the back bedroom with the computer.

I shall look later...

Boiledbeetle · 13/06/2023 23:49

TheBiologyStupid · 13/06/2023 23:42

Beaten by another beetle!

sorry just realised you meant an actual beetle and wasn't addressing me!

I see what you mean.

well us beetles are obviously superior so I'm happy to share the top two spots with the book.

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Boiledbeetle · 13/06/2023 23:48

TheBiologyStupid · 13/06/2023 23:42

Beaten by another beetle!

Meh. it was nice whilst it lasted.

we sold 7 today.

And now i'm going to go and boil through the night in a very warm bedroom. At this rate i'll be sleeping on the bathroom floor its the coolest place in the house.

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TheBiologyStupid · 13/06/2023 23:42

Beaten by another beetle!

Boiledbeetle · 13/06/2023 22:36

Bloody Kafka! But at 75p I'm not surprised!

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Boiledbeetle · 13/06/2023 13:46

Still sitting in the Hot new releases in Poetry top spot!

OH NICOLA!

The police they came a knocking
At the former FM’s door,
To take poor Nic away.
I bet she’s feeling sore!
All the things she’s said,
All the things she’s done,
Have finally popped up
To bite her on the bum.

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