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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 09/10/2023 22:35

ArcaneWireless · 09/10/2023 21:02

I’m sorry.

Lines and lines and lines and lines and lines and lines…

I have discovered you have more than one spelling of the same word in one poem! you've got weemin which turns up in two poems and wimmin which is in with one of the weemin!

God damn you!!

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ArcaneWireless · 09/10/2023 21:02

I’m sorry.

Lines and lines and lines and lines and lines and lines…

comedy GIF
Boiledbeetle · 09/10/2023 20:34

You'll have a fridge door full of them before you know it!On

Currently horizontal going through the full draft with a highlighter why is it you miss so many things when you go through it? I've just spotted a surgeon instead of a Sturgeon!

And arcane's poems are just a mass of words with red lines underneath!!! If I add them all to my dictionary in order to Get rid of the lines I'm forever going to have Scottish words popping up all over the bloody place in every document i produce!

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CervixSampler · 09/10/2023 20:16

Here you go:

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
CervixSampler · 09/10/2023 20:15

Here you go.

RealFeminist · 09/10/2023 09:04

VOLUME THREE EH

CervixSampler · 09/10/2023 09:02

You're doing a grand job BB!

Boiledbeetle · 09/10/2023 08:29

@CervixSampler photos or it didn't happen.

because I wanted to see how any there were ive just finished renumbering the poems.

thanks to the flurry of poems on 5th October we have now got a book that is double the size of the original.

volume 1 was 80 poems

volume 2 is 161 poems!

and now I'm off back to poem 127

And this time it's not just poems as its gone over rather a long period of time and many subjects I'm having the joy of having to do internett/mumsnet searches to go back and find the official story about half of them so that I can explain some (a lot) of the poems

in future i think each poem poster should also post the poem with its own historical blurb if its a news story poem!! no no no scratch that.

there is no next time. no volume 3

no no no. forgive me i don't know what i was thinking there for a moment!

i think Im due another cup of tea before i start...

Good Morning Drink GIF by Loof and Timmy
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CervixSampler · 08/10/2023 22:46

I made two Tunnocks fridge magnets this weekend and they are now gracing my fridge.

CervixSampler · 08/10/2023 21:37

That's fine. We are tarred with the same terven brush broomstick.

Waitwhat23 · 08/10/2023 20:53

....

Now on the right thread!

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Boiledbeetle · 08/10/2023 20:13

I've cut you all off, I've gone past the book chapter.

ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm stopping for the evening having just finished chapter 12 and 126 poems.

i may go and cry whilst rocking in a corner.

I HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE POEMS RIGHT NOW

NO!!

DON'T EVEN THINK IT!

stop typing right now!

and @CervixSampler as I'm here, are you happy for the link to be made between you and mini cervix in the book? before i accidentally out you to the reading public as her mother?

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Boiledbeetle · 07/10/2023 23:07

CervixSampler · 07/10/2023 21:10

Orville as in "I wish I could fly"??
I ʼate that duck.

Sending you Tunnocks. Asda had them briefly yesterday then they were all gone today. Maybe my small town has a large population of FWR residents.

Sci fi series. The ship is called the Orville, obviously never heard of Britain's annoying green duck in America!

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CervixSampler · 07/10/2023 21:10

Orville as in "I wish I could fly"??
I ʼate that duck.

Sending you Tunnocks. Asda had them briefly yesterday then they were all gone today. Maybe my small town has a large population of FWR residents.

Boiledbeetle · 07/10/2023 21:02

its better than nothing.

shoves bar in gob!

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Waitwhat23 · 07/10/2023 21:01

Sending you stacks of Tunnocks (or as close to a chocolate Wafer as I can get on the gifs available)

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Boiledbeetle · 07/10/2023 20:53

Ughhhhh. can I stop for the night?

I've just hit poem 90 in the new order of poems and I've done 8 chapters so far out of 15.

I reckon all the stuff up to that point is about 85-90% there.

But I'm knackered and my back hurts, and not one single person has brought me a Tunnock's bar all day.!!!!

I'm going to go be horizontal and watch the last one and a half episodes of the Orville in one go rather than 10 minute chunks when I have a break.

Tomorrow I ease in gently with a three poem chapter, followed by some pockets and then i get to shove all the new ones in the third chapter I will be tackling.

ughhhhh!

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CervixSampler · 07/10/2023 18:26

"A witch is nothing without her coven"

A chapter title for you perhaps @Boiledbeetle? It's from Hocus Pocus 2.

"It's all a load of hocus pocus" from Hocus Pocus 1 might be good for a general gender woo nonsense chapter?

Boiledbeetle · 05/10/2023 23:01

Peaks head round door...

Tries not to count up all the new poems.

you naughty naughty women!

Tomorrow, I'll sort them tomorrow!

I've just got to the end of chapter three.

that is me done for the day.

(would have been earlier, but I keep stopping to watch Sci-Fi)

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howdoesatoastermaketoast · 05/10/2023 21:43

I'm not sure that is what you intended @Boiledbeetle but I rather think

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I'll think about it
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hmmm
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should go in too

Waitwhat23 · 05/10/2023 20:16

I'm not!

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howdoesatoastermaketoast · 05/10/2023 20:15

so so sorry

Snl Crying GIF by Saturday Night Live
Boiledbeetle · 05/10/2023 19:49

You are all bastards!

I Love You What GIF by ABC Network
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Waitwhat23 · 05/10/2023 19:36

In Beetle's sweet dreams,
The poems are repeating
Their constant refrain.

Lyric, sonnet, ode,
haiku, limerick, couplet,
quatrain, a ballad.

Paper all around,
Chapters vying for their space.
A Beetle's brain boils.

howdoesatoastermaketoast · 05/10/2023 19:34

totally justified

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