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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 05/07/2023 14:03

Plus i don't have to add to the price of the ebooks as they, obviously, aren't affected by the paper and postage costs increasing.

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SinnerBoy · 05/07/2023 13:58

Yes; and the e-books being more profitable is good, too!

Boiledbeetle · 05/07/2023 13:53

@SinnerBoy I've hedged my bets and posted out on the Maya thread as well 🐱r

I've currently got a half written Helen Joyce one, say by the laptop, the first two verses work but I've got way too many words in the second two verses. it needs some work!

And we are on 7 sales this month currently. There was a paperback sale yesterday and an e-book sale this morning. Every little helps as the saying goes!

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SinnerBoy · 05/07/2023 06:32

I hope Maya reads your thread, BB !

Boiledbeetle · 05/07/2023 02:33

I have finally managed to decipher my sleep-writing poem scrawl. So with some more awake adjustments I give you:

A NON-ORDINARY WOMAN*

Maya’s case is finally finished. It’s over and done,
and gosh did she manage to bring out the sun.

She first gave us WORIADS, the gift that is great,
but better than that was when CGD learnt their fate.

Their bad behaviour and treatment of Maya
turned out to be one humongous backfire.

And now the court has made them pay
to the fantastic tune of £100K.

So, hats off to Maya as she’s bloody amazing
and will go down in history for her trailblazing.

*Maya, during a speech at the Women’s Liberation 2020 conference, described herself as an 'ordinary woman'. But she is no ordinary woman, in fact she’s the complete opposite she is a non-ordinary woman, or to put it in English she is a bloody amazing woman!

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Boiledbeetle · 04/07/2023 01:05

Well I had liar and pariah as possible rhymes stuck to my cheek. So I must have checked at some point im fairly sure It's my a not may a

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TheBiologyStupid · 04/07/2023 00:17

Does Maya rhyme with "on fire" or "you slayer"? Asking for a friend...

Boiledbeetle · 03/07/2023 17:57

We are ticking along at the moment 5 copies this month.

Those 15p per book I'm topping up is starting to add up. I'm about a small chocolate bar down at the moment. 😁

In other news I woke up this morning with a half written poem about Maya stuck to my cheek. I must have been sleep writing at some point during the night. Now all I've got to do is try to translate my very illegible middle of the night scrawls to see if it's any good!

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Boiledbeetle · 02/07/2023 19:22

July is off to a good start

3 sales of paperbacks so far.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 01/07/2023 14:56

Ourladycheesusedatum · 01/07/2023 13:48

Well done boiled. From a random thought in someones head, written on MN to an actual published book that has sold actual copies.

And helping a womens charity too.
Standing ovation for boiled and all the other posters, without whom we would not have this book.

Going to admit I still don't actually believe it actually became a book!

And we are well on our way to the second volume. The new poems are starting to add up!

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Boiledbeetle · 01/07/2023 14:54

As I haven't done these for a while:

Ebook version https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C739HTDK

Paperback version https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT

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Ourladycheesusedatum · 01/07/2023 13:48

Well done boiled. From a random thought in someones head, written on MN to an actual published book that has sold actual copies.

And helping a womens charity too.
Standing ovation for boiled and all the other posters, without whom we would not have this book.

Boiledbeetle · 01/07/2023 13:41

SinnerBoy · 01/07/2023 13:27

Where are we all coming from?

Plastic factories in Hong Kong!

Sorry, minor blast from the past....

I still have my copy!

I will admit I did like the song beer beer smurfing beer but I had it in german so I only really remember that version!

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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SinnerBoy · 01/07/2023 13:27

Where are we all coming from?

Plastic factories in Hong Kong!

Sorry, minor blast from the past....

Boiledbeetle · 01/07/2023 13:23

SinnerBoy · 01/07/2023 13:03

They are doing more harm than good at this point by pissing just about everyone off!

Tragically, they and other organisations spout utter rubbish like that and normal people read it and believe it to be accurate. It's very damaging, even if more and more people are becoming aware of the subject and the issues concerning it. Really, any responsible organisation, company, or spokesperson should have a statutory responsibility to put out accurate, legally correct statements and make any corrections quickly.

hang on a mo...

Nope, I've turned blue.

And breathe as you'll be waiting a long time!

Unless you are currently just identifying as a Smurf then as you were!

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SinnerBoy · 01/07/2023 13:03

They are doing more harm than good at this point by pissing just about everyone off!

Tragically, they and other organisations spout utter rubbish like that and normal people read it and believe it to be accurate. It's very damaging, even if more and more people are becoming aware of the subject and the issues concerning it. Really, any responsible organisation, company, or spokesperson should have a statutory responsibility to put out accurate, legally correct statements and make any corrections quickly.

hang on a mo...

Nope, I've turned blue.

Boiledbeetle · 01/07/2023 12:55

SinnerBoy · 30/06/2023 17:19

It is against the law to discriminate against someone because of their gender identity.

They may wish to re-word that.

Intersex – An umbrella term describing people born with reproductive or sexual anatomy and/or a chromosome pattern that can't be classified as typically male or female.

Rubbish. And the non-offensive term is DSD, as they should know.

Sex – A label assigned at birth...

For goodness sake!

They're not doing very well on the factual side of things, are they?

Now I've finished with the stats and money I can get back to this.

It's appalling isn't it. I mean for Christ sake when is this mangling of the English language and laws going to stop.

They are doing more harm than good at this point by pissing just about everyone off!

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SinnerBoy · 01/07/2023 12:37

👍

Boiledbeetle · 01/07/2023 11:43

An e-book sale slipped in late last night so June's total is actually 82 sales and £241.41 royalties.

I've made the June payment to For Women Scotland. Payment proof attached.

Plus a sale early today means we have now sold 22 e-books and exactly 400 paperbacks!

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 30/06/2023 23:40

Someone has bought then got rid of their copy!! How very dare they! Some chancer bookseller is trying to sell a used copy for £20!

And we are up to 38 reviews.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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TheBiologyStupid · 30/06/2023 23:21

Brilliant! FWS look like they're going to need the cash, sadly.

RealFeminist · 30/06/2023 23:04

SUPERB THAT BEETLE

ArcaneWireless · 30/06/2023 22:46

Brava. 👏🏼 😊

Boiledbeetle · 30/06/2023 22:13

Total totals
420 books:

399 paperbacks
21 e-books

Total raised £1,085.20 (my figures are never going to match the dashboard figures now!)

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