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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 20:30

Wonders if the Chester chronicle still actually exists?

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Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 20:29

Ourladycheesusedatum · 04/09/2023 20:17

I'm pretty sure there will be a book three, when, I'm not so clear on.
I also reckon itll be a best seller, top of the New York times list or the warrington guardian at least

So kind of you to volunteer you're services! And there's nothing wrong with being at the tp of the Warrington guardian list, beats the Chester chronicle!

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Ourladycheesusedatum · 04/09/2023 20:17

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 19:02

Book three is gonna be fabulous if we get our relatives on the case too.

Book three? you what know???????????

looks at the pile of A4 paper that hasn't moved all week day that will hopefully if I wish hard enough magically turn itself into a fully formed book two without any input from me whatsoever

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I'm pretty sure there will be a book three, when, I'm not so clear on.
I also reckon itll be a best seller, top of the New York times list or the warrington guardian at least

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 19:02

Ourladycheesusedatum · 04/09/2023 18:54

Ooh I been busy (not eating tunnocks, sorry tunnocks. Please make a low sugar version) and this thread has moved on, with relatives bustin in with more brilliant poems.
Book three is gonna be fabulous if we get our relatives on the case too.

Book three is gonna be fabulous if we get our relatives on the case too.

Book three? you what know???????????

looks at the pile of A4 paper that hasn't moved all week day that will hopefully if I wish hard enough magically turn itself into a fully formed book two without any input from me whatsoever

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Ourladycheesusedatum · 04/09/2023 18:54

Ooh I been busy (not eating tunnocks, sorry tunnocks. Please make a low sugar version) and this thread has moved on, with relatives bustin in with more brilliant poems.
Book three is gonna be fabulous if we get our relatives on the case too.

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 18:39

CervixSampler · 04/09/2023 18:15

Proud mum moment 🥰

well deserved moment!

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CervixSampler · 04/09/2023 18:15

Proud mum moment 🥰

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 17:18

And for those not reading the Tunnocks thread GingerbreadCookieDough is the next generation. She's @CervixSampler 14 year old daughter!

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GingerbreadCookieDough · 04/09/2023 17:16

WELCOME TO WOMANHOOD

"You say you’re a woman
Yet you have no idea what it’s like to be one

Would you like to be…

Harassed
Bullied
Used
Raped
Kidnapped
Shamed
Abused
Ridiculed
Mocked
Assaulted
Accused
Trafficked
Prostituted
Murdered
Imprisoned
Belittled
Intimidated
Enslaved
Silenced
Disempowered
Badgered
Underestimated
Hated.

And the list goes on.
All because we were born with a vagina.
All because we have ovaries.

All because we are women."

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 16:16

This is as far as I've got!

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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IcakethereforeIam · 04/09/2023 16:16

Oh great, now I am as well😳

ArabellaScott · 04/09/2023 15:56

Brilliant, beetle!

Confusingly, I'm now envisaging a Teacake with a vag.

Boiledbeetle · 04/09/2023 15:44

'Unbridled', a new anthology of poetry by women, edited by the wonderful Magi Gibson

And I appear in it and I didn't have to make it myself, which is novel!

The book launch is 30th September in Glasgow.

Tickets are available here:
https://eventbrite.co.uk/e/unbridled-book-launch-party-tickets-712029789267?aff=oddtdtcreator…

I will be performing my one poem (of course I kept all the best ones (!!) for volume two of UTDOD!) in full Tunnocks ninja outfit - unless anyone has a better disguise.... it's that or the Merkin Lady's Vulva outfit!

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 01/09/2023 12:13

My brain is not working this week, I feel like I'm wading through treacle. BUT I have made the August payment to For Women Scotland.

On volume 2 progress... I reckon I'm about 60-70% ish through the first go through of all the poems for the poems checking them all. But as this week I've not been able to spell my own name correctly I've not been very productive!

Although I am now going to have to re-write the blurb about a certain arsehole male who made threats against women and got off with it yesterday!

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 01/09/2023 00:53

@AmbleInAnnBoleyn I will admit it was helped substantially by the one day where we sold 99 copies back at the very start! But all things considered I thought I might not even sell 3 copies in total, other than the ones I bought so I'm very grateful to all those that have bought it!

@CervixSampler I'm all for people buying extra copies to leave in random places!. I wonder if you'd get more interest in your performance reading if you ate the Tunnocks whilst reading aloud from the book, whilst flashing!

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CervixSampler · 01/09/2023 00:47

Maybe someone better off than me could purchase some for their local secondary school, gynaecology department, sexual health centre, dentist, train station book swap scheme, or tie one to a tree in Hyde Park for that free book thing they do all pretty and tied up with a ribbon. I visited London in June and discovered books tied to trees and thought it marvellous.

I'm going to take mine on bus and train journeys and performance read by flashing the cover and my Tunnocks.

AmbleInAnnBoleyn · 01/09/2023 00:40

3 books a day is really pleasing. Nice one, all.

Boiledbeetle · 31/08/2023 21:19

End of the month figures

16 this month. 13 paperback and 3 e-book.

Total = £44.65

(13 x 0.15 =£1.95 from me + £42.70 = £44.65)

Also we've sold 462 in 5 months (153 days) which averages out at 3 books per day.

(462/153 = 3 copies per day)

I'll put the payment through in the morning.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 26/08/2023 17:37

Why thank you!

Puppets Youre Welcome GIF by Nickelodeon
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SaleOfTwoTitties · 26/08/2023 17:30

Haha. I was genuinely writing a comment about your book and realised it rhymed.
You are all brilliant x

Boiledbeetle · 26/08/2023 17:21

@SaleOfTwoTitties 😁

We were rather angry at wee Nic
What she did, it made us sick.
But we couldn't just sit by and look
So we voiced our anger in a book!

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SaleOfTwoTitties · 26/08/2023 16:26

I am half way through your wonderful book.
It is very Nicola driven
And I wonder what will happen
If she ended up in prison.

Would it be an awful look
If the cell she had was massive.
And in it were her special men.
Don't worry Nic, they're passive.

Boiledbeetle · 26/08/2023 14:55

OH! WHAT’S IT CALLED?

Do you have a fanny?
Or do you have a foof?
Do you call it cunt?
Or are you more aloof?

Do you use its Sunday name
and call it a vagina?
Or maybe call it Coco,
after the well-known designer.

If you are a woman
then you definitely have a vag.
You don’t need to announce
it with a pronoun badge.

But if you are a man,
and you think you too have one,
what you have, maaate, is a bonus hole,
made from penis or colon.

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Boiledbeetle · 25/08/2023 22:47

Since we started we just hit a nice tidy number today for total sales.

Of course the really nice number won't be until we've sold another forty!

The money raised is going looking not to shabby as well

So if you're thinking of getting a head start on your Christmas shopping and are wondering what to buy for the Terfs and possible Terfs in your life what better way to show you love them than sweary poems written by rather annoyed women!

Come on... It's been a slow month we've had 14 sales so far! won't someone put me out of my misery and buy a few dozen copies? Or just one copy will do, every little counts😁

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Boiledbeetle · 25/08/2023 15:47

@SaleOfTwoTitties ❤Thank you very muchly!!!

Volume 2 is going to be wonderful! Bloody wonderful I tell you!

At least it would if I would just stop pratting around!

I go through a couple of poems then have to get up and go for a pee! (Damn you middle aged bladder!) then by the time I get back to the room its time for a cuppa, a snack a sit down and a browse of the internet!

Cat Thank You GIF
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