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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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SinnerBoy · 17/09/2023 10:15

That's very moving, Boiled.

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Boiledbeetle · 15/09/2023 16:44

RealFeminist · 15/09/2023 16:40

Fantastic, Beetle! I'm looking forward to reading that book; great to see your contribution.

It's really good.

Totally different vibe to our book!

Magi's is the grown up version of women's poetry, ours is the shouty, sweary, funny political poetry!

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RealFeminist · 15/09/2023 16:43

OH GREAT I LOVE FURRIES

Boiledbeetle · 15/09/2023 16:42

RealFeminist · 15/09/2023 16:41

<COUGH>

I MEAN FUCKSAKE BEETLE

😁

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RealFeminist · 15/09/2023 16:41

<COUGH>

I MEAN FUCKSAKE BEETLE

RealFeminist · 15/09/2023 16:40

Boiledbeetle · 15/09/2023 13:52

A poem you've not seen on here yet, (in a book I didn't have to put together!)

Fantastic, Beetle! I'm looking forward to reading that book; great to see your contribution.

Boiledbeetle · 15/09/2023 16:06

ArcaneWireless · 15/09/2023 14:41

Izzit Dr Jekyll or izzit Mr Hyde
Izzit a bridegroom or izzit the bride
Izzn’t a twist nor izzit a riddle
Izzn’t a mystery who stood to piddle

Izzit for the drama or izzit for shock
Izzit going for fanny and getting a cock
Izzit a surprise that the premise that fits
Izz one that prefers one who may fondle hiz tits.

Izzn’t a surprise from t’Hammeryhouse
Izz that they’ve been kind and they izz a mouse
Izzit a mystery or izzit marked card
We see what they are. It izzntard.

😂 like it!!

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Boiledbeetle · 15/09/2023 16:04

IcakethereforeIam · 15/09/2023 14:39

Beetle that's brilliant, makes sense and rhymes!

I have my moments!

Can I just take this opportunity to say, I'm sorry if either in the first book or the second if i can actually start to do some bloody work (it's cold and miserable and I'm reading unbridled with the 🔥 going) on it, if I accidentally put a capital in the wrong place in someone's name or change your poem in some way you don't like, or accidentally put an old version and not the current correct version in please forgive me.

(And don't ever tell me!... No actually do tell me as I can update the file on Amazon with minor corrections, unlike books published the proper way)

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CervixSampler · 15/09/2023 15:02

@Boiledbeetle so sad but teue.

CervixSampler · 15/09/2023 14:58

@ArcaneWireless that's bloody brilliant
😍

ArcaneWireless · 15/09/2023 14:41

Izzit Dr Jekyll or izzit Mr Hyde
Izzit a bridegroom or izzit the bride
Izzn’t a twist nor izzit a riddle
Izzn’t a mystery who stood to piddle

Izzit for the drama or izzit for shock
Izzit going for fanny and getting a cock
Izzit a surprise that the premise that fits
Izz one that prefers one who may fondle hiz tits.

Izzn’t a surprise from t’Hammeryhouse
Izz that they’ve been kind and they izz a mouse
Izzit a mystery or izzit marked card
We see what they are. It izzntard.

IcakethereforeIam · 15/09/2023 14:39

Beetle that's brilliant, makes sense and rhymes!

Boiledbeetle · 15/09/2023 13:52

A poem you've not seen on here yet, (in a book I didn't have to put together!)

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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ArcaneWireless · 14/09/2023 19:30

No matter how many times the fish (was it a sturgeon?) says it, it will never be Nessie, no matter how much it identifies as her.

#onlybumpsinthewatter
#bumpsnothumps
#awawiye

Boiledbeetle · 14/09/2023 19:19

Fantastic poems by women of Mumsnet! 😁

And no, I've done nothing on volume two today! I'm recovering from a rather taxing day of dealing with bureaucratic nonsense yesterday!

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 12/09/2023 20:36

oh God yes! I'd forgotten about that! There have so many funny headlines through all this!

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IcakethereforeIam · 12/09/2023 19:33

Here, though I only glanced at it. Just need to click to see the full headline.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
Boiledbeetle · 12/09/2023 18:59

IcakethereforeIam · 12/09/2023 18:57

Just don't forget to mention she was caught imitating Nessie.

😮

I missed that one I think!

Luckily that's tomorrow's job!

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IcakethereforeIam · 12/09/2023 18:57

Just don't forget to mention she was caught imitating Nessie.

Boiledbeetle · 12/09/2023 18:50

Poem transfer from Tunnock's thread

IcakethereforeIam · Yesterday 08:25

Okay, 3rd draft

Daisy, Daisy give me your reality
I'm half crazy all for the love of me
It's going to be a shock
You'll lose to a bloke in a frock
I'll win the race, I'll take first place
Due to male puberty

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Boiledbeetle · 12/09/2023 18:47

Thank you Wait and Cake (better than Wait for Cake!). I shall choose some suitable ones!

Next....

Looks at the Nicola chapter. How does one summarise the fuckwittery that has gone on in her life these past few months without running up against contempt laws? I might just go through the relevant thread and list all the newspaper headers!!

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IcakethereforeIam · 12/09/2023 16:18

Julie....Bindel(?) started a tweet thread of favourite MB quotes, I (not being on X) can only see the first but it might turn up some nuggets. Though I dread to think what tras might have posted. Good luck 👍

https://x.com/bindelj/status/1165963006599147520?s=20

Waitwhat23 · 12/09/2023 14:46

Some of my favourite MB quotes -

Oh fuck off, you wanker

Of course it terrifies you Alex, they chop your cock off

How much longer are women going to stand for this insult?

Fuck this shit

Oh no! Another 'problematic' and 'hateful' term. Do tell me more.

Men don't have a vagina mate. This is primary school stuff.

Boiledbeetle · 12/09/2023 13:52

thanks Cake, sorry if I wasn't clear I was looking for MB ones.

but im off to read the link anyway x

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