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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:25

Although chapter 14 is closed to anyone that's not cervix samplers daughter

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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:23

Ignore order that's me trying to balance the chapters so that the larger and smaller numbers are spread fairly evenly The 12Ps etc after each subject is current number of poems, not including tonight's.

I've amalgamated some chapters, but you can see some are much larger than others

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:18

IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 22:18

@Boiledbeetle are there any subject areas looking a bit scant that could use a limerick or two?

Give me two minutes to get the folders

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IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 22:18

@Boiledbeetle are there any subject areas looking a bit scant that could use a limerick or two?

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:17

TessoftheDurbyfields · 21/09/2023 22:12

I did think about judge Lady Haldane but is that too niche??

Actually it isn't. Th e book is raising money for For Women Scotland, the very group of women going through the court with Judge Haldene presiding so actually very fitting!

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TessoftheDurbyfields · 21/09/2023 22:12

I did think about judge Lady Haldane but is that too niche??

TessoftheDurbyfields · 21/09/2023 22:11

I found writing crap limericks about Nicola quite fun (I'm not clever enough for actual poetry) but finding it much harder this time without a muse!

Has anyone got any suggestions for a subject?

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 21:52

Oh I like the poems! I just don't like the fact that I have to sully the book with the explanation, and name of the individual for those poems! Mainly cos I'm going to have to revisit the tweet to get the words right! Wouldn't want to misquote his historic tweet!

Although he will join a rogue's gallery of like minded individuals so there is that!

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ArcaneWireless · 21/09/2023 21:41

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Sorry Fireplace GIF by South Park
Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 21:37

TessoftheDurbyfields · 21/09/2023 21:25

I was just trying to write a limerick but can't do anything as fantastic as @ArcaneWireless!

Or is it that the subject matter of the last two poems from Arcane have removed all rational thought processes from your brain!

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TessoftheDurbyfields · 21/09/2023 21:25

I was just trying to write a limerick but can't do anything as fantastic as @ArcaneWireless!

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 21:06

😲😮😏

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ArcaneWireless · 21/09/2023 20:53

‘It is too big’ he said with a sob
It’ll need a considerable lob
It might not go down there
But there’ll be room to spare
In that red lippysticked open gob.

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 20:50

ArcaneWireless · 21/09/2023 20:47

One way of stopping me typing cherub 🤪

I knew as soon as you wrote 'procedure suites in airports…' that one was coming 😁

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ArcaneWireless · 21/09/2023 20:47

One way of stopping me typing cherub 🤪

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 20:46

ArcaneWireless · 21/09/2023 20:44

Sorry 😞

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Pop Tv Love GIF by Schitt's Creek
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ArcaneWireless · 21/09/2023 20:44

Sorry 😞

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 20:43

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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ArcaneWireless · 21/09/2023 20:27

Like this one?

There was a gype laid on the floor
Behind a disabled loo door
A medical matter
Shoving in something fatter
And uploaded a picture what’s more

Upon a closer inspection
Their face was not of reflection
It was simply this
The look was just bliss
Despite the risk of infection

The story is always the same
We are playing the same tired game
The beatific smile
Screamed autoGphile
But at least they lived up to their name.

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 20:16

ArcaneWireless · 21/09/2023 20:11

They will probably roll them out after the next Scottish election to keep us quiet.

The dietary element will probably save the NHS a bob or three and they can spend it on medical procedure suites in airports…

I'm sure as hell not worrying THAT poem! Blghhhhhh

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ArcaneWireless · 21/09/2023 20:11

They will probably roll them out after the next Scottish election to keep us quiet.

The dietary element will probably save the NHS a bob or three and they can spend it on medical procedure suites in airports…

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 19:56

I wonder if a scold's bridle could have a 21st century comeback as a dietary aid?

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IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 19:53

I started nibbling while reading the poems and then they were just....gone. And my nails were suddenly shorter.

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 19:51

IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 19:48

Erm, about the scampi fries.? 😟

Have we run out of them now? Why do you have twenty empty packets in your hands

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IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 19:48

Erm, about the scampi fries.? 😟