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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 23:25

If that works then peter can sing me an entire opera worth of songs!

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ArcaneWireless · 21/09/2023 23:15

Ah. The wee adipose beasties have joined in. Fat thumb.

I wish my fat got angry and marched down the street though.

Maybe it needs Peter the siren to call for it?

ArcaneWireless · 21/09/2023 23:13

I’ve a gif too.

Feast yer eyes 😆

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 23:02

CervixSampler · 21/09/2023 23:00

He'd not he's. I can't edit on the app.

BB would be enrobed in chocolate and caramel and marshmallow and sprinkled with coconut and declared the ultimate deity.

That some weird Tunnocks porn version of being tarred and feathered!

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CervixSampler · 21/09/2023 23:02

That gif is enough to put anyone off their bedtime snack 🤢

CervixSampler · 21/09/2023 23:00

He'd not he's. I can't edit on the app.

BB would be enrobed in chocolate and caramel and marshmallow and sprinkled with coconut and declared the ultimate deity.

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 23:00

Thank you @CervixSampler 🌹

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CervixSampler · 21/09/2023 22:57

Dick rising, dick hiding,
Dick ‘coptering, bile rising,
Hackles up, to his dismay. She balks too much
And just won’t touch
His precious pet, his snake, his sword,
Serve it woman
For he is lord.
He wants her on her knees to beg,
Instead she prays that she were dead.
She’s not the wicked witch he claims
Though she always gets the blame
She just can’t see that he’s the god
That exists in his mind, the arrogant sod.
She sees him for exactly what he is,
That man who thought he couldn’t miss
A hole’s a goal he would say
This man you thought you loved some day
You’d give and give,
He’s take and take
No means no
And not a yes is rape.

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:56

I see what you mean

Summer Beer GIF by DEEPSYSTEM
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IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 22:51

Exactly!

Incidentally, the gif drawer for 'dame' is borderline pornographic.

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:50

Oh! The edit came up once I'd posted! Mlady makes the gif make much more sense!

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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:48

IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 22:44

@Boiledbeetle you are amazing doing this. In a just world you'd be enobled. Dame @Boiledbeetle of Mumsnet Towers.

That gif had 'm'lady' as a caption! 😠 Now it's just some guy in a bad wig. Should have gone with Thor.

Edited

Why thank you, although the words that tend to come to my mind are 'bloody certifiable!' Frequently accompanied by "what were you thinking??????!"

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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:46

TessoftheDurbyfields · 21/09/2023 22:30

Good point!
I'll write something tomorrow when my brain is a bit more lively.

👍

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IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 22:44

@Boiledbeetle you are amazing doing this. In a just world you'd be enobled. Dame @Boiledbeetle of Mumsnet Towers.

That gif had 'm'lady' as a caption! 😠 Now it's just some guy in a bad wig. Should have gone with Thor.

Hey Girl Hello GIF
Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:38

IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 22:31

So

Www - women won't wheesht?
Cycling
Urine 😫

Each have only 3

Pockets
Single sex

Each have only 5

Have I got that right?

You are correct.

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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:37

Of course like I said earlier, I need to PROPERLY read them over the next few days as the initial placement was I admit done after a cursory speed read of each.

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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:35

Sorry just noticed you said pockets

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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:34

No humza poems and pockets has 5 as well as single sex

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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:33

The www was specifically about the event where the woman was punched in the face a chapter currently furnished entirely by poems from Arcane!

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IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 22:32

Has Humza had any poems?

IcakethereforeIam · 21/09/2023 22:31

So

Www - women won't wheesht?
Cycling
Urine 😫

Each have only 3

Pockets
Single sex

Each have only 5

Have I got that right?

TessoftheDurbyfields · 21/09/2023 22:30

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:17

Actually it isn't. Th e book is raising money for For Women Scotland, the very group of women going through the court with Judge Haldene presiding so actually very fitting!

Edited

Good point!
I'll write something tomorrow when my brain is a bit more lively.

Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:30

As you can see this is so much fun 😭

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:28

And im debating splitting names into naughty and nice.

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Boiledbeetle · 21/09/2023 22:27

I have actually lost 2 out of the women chapter since doing the above as on further reading they were better suited to other chapters

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