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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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BonfireLady · 24/09/2023 16:47

Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 12:56

I ate! Not agree!

Typos... The downside of too much supportive wine 🍷😁

Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 12:56

I ate! Not agree!

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Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 12:54

I agree the 2014 packet of scratchings, sorry!

I too drank too much wine in solidaritzzzzzzzzzzz

rolls over

Continues snoring.

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TessoftheDurbyfields · 24/09/2023 11:58

BonfireLady · 24/09/2023 11:49

@TessoftheDurbyfields I love your Humza Yusaf one! 👏

@CervixSampler your poems are incredible 💐

@Boiledbeetle I've enjoyed the lock-in so far. Plenty of wine consumed in solidarity last night 🍷 and just been catching up on the latest poems now. Also I've been supportively eating crisps during the weekend to help inspire those who are still creatively writing their contributions. Sadly not a pork scratching to be found, nor a Braun electric shaver in the house to performatively remove its hair if I did.

Thank you @BonfireLady😊

BonfireLady · 24/09/2023 11:49

@TessoftheDurbyfields I love your Humza Yusaf one! 👏

@CervixSampler your poems are incredible 💐

@Boiledbeetle I've enjoyed the lock-in so far. Plenty of wine consumed in solidarity last night 🍷 and just been catching up on the latest poems now. Also I've been supportively eating crisps during the weekend to help inspire those who are still creatively writing their contributions. Sadly not a pork scratching to be found, nor a Braun electric shaver in the house to performatively remove its hair if I did.

ArcaneWireless · 23/09/2023 21:15

Thank you cherub (All done!)

Done GIF by South Park
Boiledbeetle · 23/09/2023 21:12

ArcaneWireless · Today 20:46

Little Miss Muffsore lay on the lav floor
Performing a medical farce
Up went the dilator
The tweet? It came later
Along with a rash on their arse.

There was a gif but god knows what she typed for it.

Original post on dilation thread!

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Boiledbeetle · 23/09/2023 21:02

I'm shocked at the the level of debauchery in these poems!!!!!!

Shocked I tell you!

See.. My shocked face!

Cat Wow GIF
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CervixSampler · 22/09/2023 18:59

The Wankerchief

Wankerchief he stomps and shouts
He demands and uses all his clout
He wants women to submit, conform
It’s oft from watching too much porn

He spaffs and grunts into his socks,
In a race against the clock
He needs to beat his personal best
If he’s out of socks he’ll use a vest
To him it really matters not.

He’s just a wankerchief you see,
The chief of wankers,
That is he.

Boiledbeetle · 22/09/2023 15:37

BUY ME BUY ME BUY ME

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

Currently on 9 copies this month.

Which means that we have sold 471 in total so far.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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Boiledbeetle · 22/09/2023 15:29

UTDOD ISBN number:

ISBN: 9798388092182

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Boiledbeetle · 22/09/2023 15:28

Of course Cake you could always offer to buy them a copy in exchange for them wiping your 12 year library debt (although if they have been adding compound interest you may have to hand your house and first born over in payment as well).

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Boiledbeetle · 22/09/2023 15:02

IcakethereforeIam · 22/09/2023 14:43

Does anyone know if we can request UTDOD to be stocked at a library? I'm actually hiding from my local library service. I dropped off an overdue book about 12 years ago and left without paying the fine. I had no money. I don't know if they're still after me!😥

I actually did a last minute change to the book! It was originally a different size /format. Then I discovered it only went in to their expanded distribution list, which includes libraries, if it was certain size.

So I changed the size and layout to ensure it went into the expanded distribution list.

So it should be on a list somewhere!

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IcakethereforeIam · 22/09/2023 14:45

Oops, minor change, arrowed

Of all the...stuff that's going on
This problem's just a trivial one
The things that women need to keep⬅
Could fit our pockets if they were deep
Assuming that they're even actual
Not just for show, ironically immaterial
And it's just women, it's not fair
Men just do not have this care
Our pockets are tiny, that's the rule
But blokes have room enough to play pool 🍆

IcakethereforeIam · 22/09/2023 14:43

Does anyone know if we can request UTDOD to be stocked at a library? I'm actually hiding from my local library service. I dropped off an overdue book about 12 years ago and left without paying the fine. I had no money. I don't know if they're still after me!😥

Boiledbeetle · 22/09/2023 13:56

DialSquare · 22/09/2023 11:37

Sorry Boiled, I still haven't put my spare two books in the book boxes. Life is getting in the way at the moment.

I feel like I need to come up with another poem to redeem myself but don't think I'm capable!

Edited

No need for redemption!

Realises that may come across as dissing your poetry writing!

That's not what I meant.

Honestly!

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Boiledbeetle · 22/09/2023 13:54

Oh gosh I go for a quick snooze (about 3 hours ago) after all the hard work !?! of collecting up last night's poems and return to loads more!

This may require a bigger cup of tea.

Thank you you wonderful woman!

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IcakethereforeIam · 22/09/2023 12:29

Right!
<stretches and cracks knuckles>

Of all the...stuff that's going on
This problem's just a trivial one
The stuff that women need to keep
Could fit our pockets if they were deep
Assuming that they're even actual
Not just for show, ironically immaterial
And it's just women, it's not fair
Men just do not have this care
Our pockets are tiny, that's the rule
But blokes have room enough to play pool 🍆

The actual/immaterial 'rhyme' is very weak.

TessoftheDurbyfields · 22/09/2023 11:42

A bit weak rhymes on the last one so I'll leave it there for now.

TessoftheDurbyfields · 22/09/2023 11:42

Here's a Humza one

There once was a man called Yousaf
Who thought all should be become their true self
He thought men could be women
With just a wig and new linen
And earned himself the nickname Useless

DialSquare · 22/09/2023 11:37

Sorry Boiled, I still haven't put my spare two books in the book boxes. Life is getting in the way at the moment.

I feel like I need to come up with another poem to redeem myself but don't think I'm capable!

TessoftheDurbyfields · 22/09/2023 11:33

Here's one about pockets

There was a young woman Lucy Locket
Who desperately needed a pocket
She looked high and low
In clothes belonging to her beau
She was so angry she went off like a rocket

TessoftheDurbyfields · 22/09/2023 11:25

If I come up with anything else I'll pop it on .
Usually once I start writing limericks I can't stop 😆

TessoftheDurbyfields · 22/09/2023 11:24

Right - I've got one about Judge Lady Haldane

There once was a judge called Haldane
Who didn't have much of a brain
She thought a wig and a dress
Turned a man to a princess
For Scotland's women she was the ultimate bane

ArcaneWireless · 21/09/2023 23:33

😉