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A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2

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Boiledbeetle · 29/05/2023 23:25

Thread 1:
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/4776556-a-mumsnet-thread-about-a-book-about-a-mumsnet-thread-under-the-duvet-of-darkness-written-by-the-women-of-mumsnet?utm_campaign=thread&utm_medium=share

You do not need to have read thread 1 – this is not that sort of thread.

But to recap… Over Christmas and New Year after the passing of the GRR (Scotland) Bill a thread was started with a poem about Nicola Sturgeon. Eventually on that thread (and a couple of other threads) over 80 poems were written.

“Under the Duvet of Darkness: Poems written by angry women for angry women because WOMEN WON’T WHEESHT” was published as a paperback on 31st March 2023.

Available on Amazon only: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C129WKDD

In a rather bizarre turn of events at one point it reached No 2 in poetry best sellers and No 5 in Feminist Criticism best sellers. No one will be surprised to discover that a book that is in the main about people, especially men, claiming to be something they are not was kept off the No1 spot in poetry best sellers by a crime novel, identifying as poetry, written by a man ;-)

E-BOOK:

Some people wanted an e-book rather than a paperback, but for that we needed someone who could actually make an e-book and some extra poems.

FairyKindleMother came to the rescue with regards the e-book and posters wrote enough poems that we could add 20 more poems into the e-book.

I pressed publish on the e-book a few hours ago. It can take usually up to 3 days to appear and populate all the info etc on the various sites, and there is always the chance they knock it back for some reason. But I've done all I can do at this point. We just have to wait and see who spots it on sale first! It will appear on the Amazon link above hopefully soon, (or I'll get an email asking me to change something).

MONEY FROM SALES OF ALL FORMATS:

In honour of Magdalen Berns, who co-founded the Scottish campaign group For Women Scotland, 100% of the profit from the sale of this book will be donated to For Women Scotland.

“It’s not hate to defend your rights, and it’s not hate to speak the truth.”
Magdalen Berns (1983 – 2019)

As I started work on the e-book posters continued to write poems. So we had a choice: leave them there, languishing on the thread, unloved, forgotten, never to have their words uttered again OR we could just do volume 2.

Posters voted for Volume 2 but we still need more poems!

And that’s the gist of thread 1.

A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
A Mumsnet thread about a book about a Mumsnet thread “Under the Duvet of Darkness” written by the women of Mumsnet THREAD 2
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CervixSampler · 24/09/2023 22:12

I can’t express the horror
Of seeing where we are
Our grandmothers and great grandmothers
Will be turning in their graves
They fought so hard for what they won
What was theirs and then ours
Here we are fighting again for what was already won
But taken away by their sons, and grandsons.
We will fight as one
For our sisters north of the border
We will stand and stand as one
Their fight is ours
We won’t stand down
We won’t stop fighting
We won’t stop striving
We won’t stop campaigning
We won’t stop marching
We won’t stop doing whatever we can
Because women won’t wheesht!

ArcaneWireless · 24/09/2023 22:09

Nae wye 🥰

IcakethereforeIam · 24/09/2023 21:46

You're totally going to show me up @ArcaneWireless

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ArcaneWireless · 24/09/2023 21:24

Think we are together in the www cake

It does deserve more 😊

Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 21:04

And 😘😘😘 to those who've just posted poems (I currently love and loathe you in equal measure)

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Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 21:02

Motorina · 24/09/2023 21:01

I'm so excited!

😁

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Motorina · 24/09/2023 21:01

I'm so excited!

Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 21:01

Motorina · 24/09/2023 20:47

There's goign to be another volume? I'm so excited!

I posted a poem back towards the start of this - has it made the cut???

They all did, all poems are equal here! that's why it's going to be rather a weighty tome compared to the last one (I mean we aren't in JKR 900 pages realm, but it will be thicker than volume one).

Yours is in there!

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IcakethereforeIam · 24/09/2023 20:59

Oops! Forgot my Ryan Tax 😬

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IcakethereforeIam · 24/09/2023 20:53

I've been thinking about www, it needs more than 3 poems. So

With apologies to the Fields of Athenry

Low lives are free in Duthie Park
Where once we came to hear women speak
Our rights are up for grabs
Here they come, all the lads
There's no justice for females in Duthie Park

ArcaneWireless · 24/09/2023 20:51

I lied.

As a non male can I say
I have no wish to bloody play
The games that you insist upon
Know that we are fucking done

So you want a manly world?
Get your penis flag unfurled.
Carry on with your daft caper.
Headline every bastard paper.

Cross your ts and get i-dotting
Know that all your sinister plotting
Willl come to zero, zilch and nowt.
Still we rise. Be of no doubt.

Be kind to all is often touted
‘Not to women though’ is shouted
Loud and hard we hear you fine.
Today is yours. Tomorrow’s MINE.

Motorina · 24/09/2023 20:47

There's goign to be another volume? I'm so excited!

I posted a poem back towards the start of this - has it made the cut???

Waitwhat23 · 24/09/2023 20:39

And I'll pay my Ryan tax

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Waitwhat23 · 24/09/2023 20:36

The Beginning of the End of Gender Ideology

The house of cards is falling,
The world has seen the light,
As loads more people are getting
that it's all a big pile of shite.

Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 19:54

maybe there will be another opportunity on another day.

Never say never!

(Why did i just say that ???????)

You know this was easier the first time only the poem writers knew what I was doing, and none of us knew if it would even ever come to fruition! Especially when MNHQ came back initially with a flat out NO! Before I discovered the many joys of copyright laws! (I really should officially tell them there is going to be a volume 2. I mean they must have figured that out by now, but I suppose I should tell them at some point)

Although I did feel as sick as a dog the day I pressed the publish button!

I feel the weight of responsibility this time!

I'll have to lie down, the stress is toooooo much!!

I need a cool flannel and grapes stat!

Oh and Ryan if he's free

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Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 19:44

IcakethereforeIam · 24/09/2023 19:42

Sending healing thoughts.

He even looks good with one eye closed 😍😍

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Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 19:43

I'm not saying they definitely won't go in if they appear after midnight. More managing expectations!

The Sumatriptan has kicked in so I'm all fuzzy round the edges, but the drill has stopped working its way through my skull! Now if the guy with a pick axe would give it a rest that would be great!

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IcakethereforeIam · 24/09/2023 19:42

Sending healing thoughts.

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ArcaneWireless · 24/09/2023 19:29

Coming love…

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BonfireLady · 24/09/2023 18:54

Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 17:44

😁 in truth I have a delightful migraine, I am currently squinting with one eye shut!

😞😞😞😞
Sending thoughts of non-hairy pork scratchings, still within their expiry date, to aid recovery.

CervixSampler · 24/09/2023 18:13

I've told Dd she has until midnight.

ArcaneWireless · 24/09/2023 18:02

I think I’m ok with a looming snip. Still have paperwork and I would need to drink inspiration and I can’t.

I feel a bit sad I haven’t managed an epic - there have been some wonderful pieces submitted that I can only look upon in awe - maybe there will be another opportunity on another day.

We know we aren’t going to run out of material any time soon eh?

Thank you for the lock-dearie. You are the beetle’s bollocks. x

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Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 17:48

Oh that doesn't sound right!

Obviously you are welcome to post poems after the end of today, I just can't guarantee they will go into volume 2 (it's already nearly twice the size of the first one!)

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Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 17:46

This is your hour six hour warning. Then I'm cutting you all off!

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Boiledbeetle · 24/09/2023 17:44

BonfireLady · 24/09/2023 16:47

Typos... The downside of too much supportive wine 🍷😁

😁 in truth I have a delightful migraine, I am currently squinting with one eye shut!

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