EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

I do feel that B and E will morph into the Kray twins eventually. Or just bore everyone with their recorders like Sonia and her trumpet! Which was funny as a running joke .

He obviously was washed up by the tide in France with total amnesia. He’s been living there since, probably in Ian’s old gaff (complete coincidence). Soon he will come to London for something ridiculous and end up in Walford (complete coincidence). He’ll get run over outside the Vic (as many do) and his memory will come back. Only to find out Linda is marrying Max. Carnage will ensue.

Their cockney accents will hopefully develop as they get older.

Wouldn’t shock me if Mick appears from the dead and had amnesia. Lee said as much today didn’t he.
Jess looks far too sensible to be with Lee, but thinking he’d change after having a baby is probably not that sensible really! Realistic though. Sadly.

After a couple of good episodes, a terrible one.

Max did at least liven up Amy a bit, he's always watchable.

Linda was good (but what was she wearing!) but Lee drains the energy out of every scene. And Jess can’t act.

Lee is in denial and I think him going on about Mick maybe not being dead was to ‘remind us’ what happened, in advance of his body being found/a memorial.

And apparently the producer hated Zoe so much that none of her relatives are bothered about going to the funeral, and she gets a joke Blue Peter order of service.

And as for Kojo and Jodie… just no.

Zoe has been sold short hasn’t she. It is a massive revenge episode and ( from what I’ve read ) the funeral doesn’t go that well either ! I mean , messing up a funeral takes some doing ..
I did feel a bit sorry for Jasmine , Josh has other family , she has nobody and usually Patrick is the forgiving sort and can’t. I hoped he’d suggest she could visit Yolande , but no help at all.

Agree that Max is watchable and Cindy too.
Why is he telling Oscar things though ? He landed him in it last time. I suppose he hasn’t too many allies though tbf! At least Jack now knows who the mystery boyfriend is. Finally. Hopefully an end in sight.

It felt like the producer was stamping all over Zoe's character. I don't really care because I didn't like Zoe, but it felt unnecessarily vindictive.

Max has no one else to talk to does he, apart from Linda. But M&L's relationship is so weird, it's virtually non existent. They are supposedly so in love and they have barely shared any scenes.

At least the secret about Craig is out. I really hope he ends up in jail but I suspect he might just disappear.

It's in really poor taste from the producer really. She did well back in the day and didn't seem disliked 20 years ago, so probably more of a producer problem than a Michelle Ryan one.

All Michelle Ryan wanted was some time off and now it’s all this and she can’t even come back as she is definitely dead and not EE dead. They could have left a light on or a door open , off to Spain or somewhere nice , but no!

What is Max going to say? I took 50 grand of Amy before decided to tell you that she's running off with a creep....Jack and Jack.

Yep, Max and Linda are the weird couple arn’t they.
Mind you , he can’t let Cindy find out because she isn’t aware of it all yet and still upset about Priya. It’s a typical Branning mess.

Now that Lee has mentioned Mick could be alive with amnesia somewhere, I'm guessing that's not going to happen.

Yep, Max made sure he got hold of the 50 k compound interest. He still owes 10 to the tax man.’

I guess Max was going to leave out the bit of the story where he took £50k!

Zoe should have been left in the past. The whole thing was a huge mistake but at least now another producer can't think in five years' time 'ooh maybe it's time for Zoe to return again'. But they could at least have storylined her death and funeral a bit more respectfully.

Max has a nerve and surely Jack has to sign off the trust fund too ? Not sure how it works , or why anyone thought that MB would make a good signatory or whatever it’s called.

I wonder how Priya is doing in Leeds?
Will doesn’t do much does he. Hangs about , helps on Billy’s stall. So many bit parts on EE or missing characters.

Those Brookland 280 Capris rare and very expensive classic cars. I was expecting Jodie to hit Craig’s car tbh! Last place I’d take that wouid be the arches!

I'm sure she'll crash it, none of the Hawkins can drive properly. I'm surprised she even has a license.

Jodie probably doesn’t have a licence !
Alfie used to like capris. At least the writer has some class.

Danny Dyer is waaaay to busy with Rivals, Caravans and Dani on Strictly to be arsed with Mick.

No, they may find the body of Mick and have a funeral as closure. Then Linda can try and marry the disaster that is Max. It can’t be any of the others can it ?..
Chelsea hasn’t done anything much for ages and Jordan and his wheelchair has been forgotten.

Jordan will be running about next time we see him and all that stuff with Sheila and Gray (who may or may not be dead) will never be mentioned again.

I know nothing about trust funds but I do not believe that would happen. Wikipedia says Amy was to receive it when she turns 21 for starters but nevermind plot reasons. And wouldn't it need both signatures. Max and Jack and Jack.

Jack and Jack should have made himself co-signatory.