Page 28 | EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

Southeastdweller · 2026-10-11T20:35:31+00:00

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer. Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes: [[https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d]]

Alucard55 · Yesterday 20:35

I really want Yolande to get a gun from somewhere, break the fourth wall and start shouting "praise the Lord can you all please stop with the big pauses in between words and can we have some new writers while we're at it" cats bum mouth "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind". The End.

the80sweregreat · Yesterday 20:45

Alucard55 · Yesterday 20:35

I really want Yolande to get a gun from somewhere, break the fourth wall and start shouting "praise the Lord can you all please stop with the big pauses in between words and can we have some new writers while we're at it" cats bum mouth "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind". The End.

😆
love it.
No ..more.. pauses .. ok ?

mumofoneisonozempic · Yesterday 23:44

Is a dick pic really that big a deal in this day and age? 🙄

Awkward Nene Leakes GIF by Real housewives of Atlanta

mumofoneisonozempic · Yesterday 23:54

One thing that made me laugh out loud

Denzel being like 'he asked for cash'

And Jack saying, In all seriousness, 'well, we're dealing with a pro here 🤔'

😄

the80sweregreat · Today 02:20

When Cindy discovers that ‘ cheap pink lipstick’ woman is linda she will actually explode. Fire will come out of her head and all hell will break lose! She’ll be clip clopping around in such a temper closely followed by Kat no doubt thinking that he did actually kill off Zoe ! He is on borrowed time and money woes too. Not good with a dodgy heart !

the80sweregreat · Today 02:40

Zoe did ask Max for help and he told her she was drunk and to leave him alone ( and to not tell anyone he was with Linda )
Kat should have taken her to an and e hours previously, but they wanted her killed off.
It’s the funeral next week , Bert n Ernie are polishing up the recorders if Kat lets them play !

Shellingbynight · Today 08:08

But will they play, or will they be shuffled to Auntie Lynn's because they are 'too young' for the funeral (they're 12!)

And will we ever get a reason why Auntie Lynn, so fond of Zoe, does not come to the funeral? They have forgotten the existence of LM and Belinda but how will they justify no Lynn?

the80sweregreat · Today 09:30

I really hope that Gemma doesn’t have an affair with Phil tbh. Affairs by the dozen at the moment and it rarely ends well. Unless Ned is a short term character and gets killed off !

lazymum99 · Today 10:38

Is Amy 18 yet or is she asking for the money early? Because I would have thought it would be very difficult/impossible to break a trust. The least needed would be the witnessed signatures of all the trustees. But I suppose in ee they disregard any sort of trust law. Also 18 is very young. It is usually 21 or 25.
I might be over thinking this!

the80sweregreat · Today 10:52

Lazymum, you’re not at all! It’s all very well asking Max but wouldn’t Jack have to sign it off too ?

Meredusoleil · Today 10:56

Amy will be turning 18 soon. In November I think it is. But yes, still quite young and especially with £100k in the pot 😯

lazymum99 · Today 11:32

She tried to talk to Phil first so he must be a trustee too. No way would he sign away that money to a not quite 18 year old. He sussed she didn’t need it for university.

Shellingbynight · Today 11:48

Phil isn’t a trustee, he said he had nothing to do with it. Amy was appealing to him as ‘someone on Roxy’s side of the family”, I think she just wanted him to persuade Jack.

Amy has said she is 18 in a few weeks and would get the money then anyway, but the plot requires her to need it now. So when Craig is found it will be obvious he is having an affair with a 17 year old, and because he met her as a police officer he'll be jailed. If she was over 18 he'd get away with it.

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Southeastdweller · Today 12:02

It is very hard to break a trust deed but as Shelling implies - plot reasons. Max gets the money next week.

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Shellingbynight · Today 12:09

As you say South I doubt you could break a trust like that. It does at least make sense that Max signed it off, because no one else would, they would all want to know why she can't wait three weeks (her birthday is 14 Nov).

Eastie77Returns · Today 12:30

How would Amy know that the compound interest amounts to £50k, unless she knows exactly how the £100k has been invested (unlikely). She’s just not very bright is she. Even a dinosaur like Phil knew that she wouldn’t need that kind of money for a ‘media course’ at uni nowadays - she hasn’t even finished 6th form yet🙄

Funniest line in last few episodes was Alfie getting his own twins mixed up and saying “I don’t care” when one pointed out “I’m Ernie, not Bertie”

lazymum99 · Today 12:52

She may get statements being the future beneficiary

Meredusoleil · Today 13:48

Eastie77Returns · Today 12:30

How would Amy know that the compound interest amounts to £50k, unless she knows exactly how the £100k has been invested (unlikely). She’s just not very bright is she. Even a dinosaur like Phil knew that she wouldn’t need that kind of money for a ‘media course’ at uni nowadays - she hasn’t even finished 6th form yet🙄

Funniest line in last few episodes was Alfie getting his own twins mixed up and saying “I don’t care” when one pointed out “I’m Ernie, not Bertie”

Yes. I noticed that too about Alfie and thought, what?!?

the80sweregreat · Today 14:13

Alfie is normally good with the boys , but that was harsh. Maybe it’s the stress of it all ? He is under pressure isn’t he. All three boys will be affected by all this :(

EmeraldShamrock000 · Today 15:26

the80sweregreat · Today 09:30

I really hope that Gemma doesn’t have an affair with Phil tbh. Affairs by the dozen at the moment and it rarely ends well. Unless Ned is a short term character and gets killed off !

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I can't see her having an affair with Phil. She seems besotted with Ned. I get the impression she is kept in her place by Ned.

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Southeastdweller · Today 15:32

I think they’ll come close to an affair before they both stop. Ned will find out and then this will start a feud is my guess.

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the80sweregreat · Today 15:34

Phil could punch Ned’s lights out. No problem
Despite being a new man and finding a more grown up way of dealing with problems , he will find his inner Phil again.

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Southeastdweller · Today 15:44

Maybe Ned will goad Phil to assault him? Steve McFadden needs a temporary exit story so he can go off to do panto.

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the80sweregreat · Today 15:46

Maybe they will send Phil off to see Julie and the chickens! Or just have him pop in and out of it ? Although that won’t be easy.

Shellingbynight · Today 16:02

They didn't give Phil an exit last year for panto, he wasn't on screen very much, but he still popped up in the Nigel storyline from time to time.

I can't see Phil being interested in Gemma. But I suppose Ned might think he is.