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CORONATION STREET THREAD. Now in late September 2026. **No spoilers please.**

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SabreIsMyFave · 24/09/2026 23:41

Wow, we got through the last thread pretty quickly! (Again!)

So Betsy is still recovering from her stroke, Debbie's condition (dementia) is getting worse.

Tim and Sally still have Tim's cousin Ross's daughter Lucy in their care as Ross killed his wife - Lucy's mother, and is in prison... Or so we have been lead to believe. There's a question mark over whether Ross did kill Lucy's mum at the moment, (or if it was Lucy!) after Lucy spoke to her dad the other night and said 'what if they found out what I did!' Sally is struggling with Lucy, especially after she threw her phone at Sally and hit her in the face.

Sarah is still in prison, (for killing Theo,) and hasn't had her trial yet. She has finished with Kit, who went on to sleep with her daughter Bethany!

Bernie's aunt (Celeste) who was trying to get Todd to do a funeral for her, died a few weeks ago, but not before dropping the bombshell that she has breast cancer, and Bernie may have the gene. So may Gemma and the quads, and Kit, and Brody...

Kit was tested. He has breast cancer. He is devastated - (naturally.)

Carl has just got a job in the cab office.

Probably missed some stuff!

I mentioned this in the last thread, but I can't remember if Todd did ever do Celeste's funeral by the way... She's been dead nearly 4 weeks now. I don't think they've mentioned her funeral for about 3 weeks. And I definitely don't remember them doing it.......

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JadeSeahorse · 10/10/2026 05:43

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:15

The hospital is clearly only open for the residents of coronation street! They seem to be there a lot.

Yes and always in a private room. 🙄

SabreIsMyFave · 10/10/2026 07:52

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:15

The hospital is clearly only open for the residents of coronation street! They seem to be there a lot.

They have their own ward dontcha know? Grin

Or should I say, their own set of private rooms?! 😂

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the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 07:54

I didn’t think that Shona and David would be able to see Jodie before the police did !
Maybe S and D need to get her dad on side , go and see him! They need some allies and to hide that trinket box from Jodie too. They need some strategies now.

Imoldenoughtorememberbagpuss · 10/10/2026 08:35

I wonder if J will carry on living with the Platts as though nothing happened.
I'm guessing when she is out of hospital she will have them on a guilt trip "You can't kick me out when you shot me.....If you don't let me do this I'll tell the police that you shot me...."
I don't know if it will be any different to how it was before, other than they are aware how messed up she is.

the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 08:49

David has dispensed of the evidence. Not the best move , but he was desperate I suppose.

the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 08:50

Still think that they should get the dad on board.
Or maybe one of them will track the mysterious child down and she’ll give them some more answers too.

zanahoria · 10/10/2026 09:07

the80sweregreat · 09/10/2026 22:15

The hospital is clearly only open for the residents of coronation street! They seem to be there a lot.

and always with their friends and family camped out en masse wandering into the private room when they like, berating staff and generally making a nuisance out of themselves

zanahoria · 10/10/2026 09:11

the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 07:54

I didn’t think that Shona and David would be able to see Jodie before the police did !
Maybe S and D need to get her dad on side , go and see him! They need some allies and to hide that trinket box from Jodie too. They need some strategies now.

They certainly would not have done.

The police would have separated them as soon as possible for interviews..

Well proper police would

Swain always interviews people with others just hanging around

The Weatherfield Keystone Kops don't seem to have any training nor any common sense

SabreIsMyFave · 10/10/2026 09:17

Keystone cops!!!! 😂

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the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 09:26

Since Swain and Carla got married they have hardly been seen together at all!

thenightsky · 10/10/2026 09:40

the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 09:26

Since Swain and Carla got married they have hardly been seen together at all!

They obviously don't gel as a couple and I'm guessing that's why they don't get many scenes together.

zanahoria · 10/10/2026 09:53

David and Shona would also have Jodie's box with her dabs all over Swain's police badge

JellyBeanSpring25 · 10/10/2026 09:59

the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 08:49

David has dispensed of the evidence. Not the best move , but he was desperate I suppose.

Shona: “in the canal David?!”

David: “Yes well, I didn’t have time to have it melt down or get to the Irish Sea”

Made me 😂

the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 10:06

David does have the best lines.

MrsPapillon · 10/10/2026 10:18

the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 08:49

David has dispensed of the evidence. Not the best move , but he was desperate I suppose.

Was he desperate? I’d imagine that in the real world they’d have just told the police what had happened. There’s no way that anyone other than Jodie would have got in trouble. Now they’ve made themselves look guilty. It’s bloody ridiculous.

the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 10:24

Oh I agree it’s ridiculous. I didn’t think that they would lie so quickly and just tell the truth.

cabus · 10/10/2026 11:34

Why tell the easy to prove truth when you can tell a load of silly lies?

Cos' it's a soap I suppose, with five nights a week to fill.

thenightsky · 10/10/2026 11:35

I've not watched last night's episode yet. Thank goodness for this thread. Its saved me wasting half an hour. Grin

JohnBullshit · 10/10/2026 11:54

Well, it wouldn't be a soap without some kind of ludicrous cover-up.

Housewife2010 · 10/10/2026 11:54

Why did Idris need Sam's phone password? He's up to no good (as always!)

the80sweregreat · 10/10/2026 11:56

I was so incredulous that they would even think it was a good idea to dispose of the gun and try and cover it up. Now Jodie has them over a barrel and will make it all much worse for them. It’s all so stupid isn’t it.

cabus · 10/10/2026 13:04

Unknown people are always entering the Platt's house, wacking them on the head, shooting them, nicking the toaster. Whatever next?

sorryIdidntmeanto · 10/10/2026 18:59

Did Lily have to go along with it, or does she still think Shona wanted to throw her out? So annoying they went as far as shooting her, and still the plot hasn't really changed around Jodie.

eggandonion · 10/10/2026 23:18

I was thinking about the Platts...it was really the murder of Our Brian Tinsley that began the violence towards and within the family.
I think Our Brian was hoping to become an international superstar.

OnTheBoardwalk · 10/10/2026 23:47

SabreIsMyFave · 09/10/2026 21:35

I wonder at what point David went to the canal to get rid of the gun? Is the street anywhere near the canal? Odd.

I went to weatherfield high, Ken was my teacher. I was there when he got his first divorce papers from Deirdre 🤣 there are no canals nearby

am I over thinking too much about this? Would have made more sense if he’d thrown it in the river or somehow managed to drive to the bridge in castlefield where they do all the dodgy dealings at night at the speed of sound.

They should dredge that bit of the canal, imagine what they’d find

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