MNHQ (and four bottles of Baileys) HERE: If you could ask anyone anything - who and what would you ask, we ask?

I'd like a reunion of the cast of the Good Life, if they're still alive.

Sorry Morris, 50% of them are dead!

PP said forensic scientist - I'd love to ask them questions! Omg a real life CSI AMA! Yes please!!!

And a forensic psychologist - they must have fascinating jobs.

Prison warden.

Someone who works for CPS - but I doubt they could answer much.

Can you see my theme???

@HerRoyalCarbyLess I know someone who writes the QI questions. He often goes to filming.

I'd like a teenager on AMA, and I'd start every question with 'can I have...'

I'd like a reunion of the cast of the Good Life, if they're still alive.

I'd want to know who fancied who and if they'd totally bang each other now.

I'd ask Taylor Swift who her favourite ex boyfriend is.

I'd like to ask Corbyn if he'd like to allow me to push him into the ocean.

Actually my real question is for the MNHQ Tech Team: are you ever going to fix Advanced Search? The thread on Site Stuff asking for it to be fixed has just passed it's second anniversary - we celebrated in Maui but are now back and still asking?

The creator of 'In The Night Garden', I'd ask what hallucinogen they were on when the came up with that shit.

And what the fuck is Macca Pacca meant to be...

And do the Wottingers and The Pontipines swing?

So many questions...

I'd love an AMA with Kate Middleton! So many questions. Most of them about gossip of course.
I'd also like a AMA with Gary Lightbody so I could ask him to marry me.

I would ask Louis Theroux how he can keep his cool and keep a neutral perspective talking to some of the most prolific people he talks to!

I would ask the ex-owner of Cadbury's WHY they sold the company to Mondelez/Kraft and do they regret it, now that the recipe for Dairy Milk has changed and that some classic products such as Creme Egg & Wispa no longer use Dairy Milk.

I really would genuinely like to know this

The wives/partner of various people - Katie Holmes ex’s, Piers Morgan’s, Jeremy Clarkson.....,,,somehow I doubt they’d be keen.....

I'd ask the royal nannies what really goes on behind closed doors

I'd ask the writers/creators of Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes what the heck the significance of the Garibaldi biscuits was. I refuse to believe it's just because they were a 'constant' thing, I believe it was something more, I just wish I knew what it was! I've watched and re-watched these shows every December for 10 years now and I'm still none the wiser!!!

Nice idea for a thread.

1. Crime scene manager and a pathologist
2. A novelist
3. Astronaut
4. A childminder/nanny
5. A teacher - ideally two, one who loves it and one who doesn’t
6. A bit lottery winner

And I’d want to ask my texting thumb how come it doesn’t ruddy type what is in my head...

I’d want to ask Theresa May what she regrets more - going for PM or mum dancing at that conference. Or is she doesn’t regret anything.

I’d want to ask Henry Viii if, with the benefit of hindsight, he wishes he’d stuck with Cathy Aragon. Or if he was proud of his daughter Liz for being more of a king than many men.

I’d also like to ask Ms Boleyn I’d she really was the schemer or if she just fell in love and events overtook her.

I would love to ask Michael Stipe et al to do one last giddy hurrah as REM so that my brother could see them. And for that they could have my Baileys.

Same goes for the Smiths.

A weekly Mumsnet podcast as well would be awesome! 😊

Stacey Solomon would be a good AMA. I like her Instagram stories. She’s funny.

Matt Haig, Alain de Botton, Louis Theroux, Lewis Capaldi, Elizabeth Day, Sandi Toksvig, Dawn O’Porter, Katie Piper, Nigella Lawson, Emma Thompson, David Mitchell, Dr Megan Rossi, Jacinda Ardern, Nicola Walker, Charlotte Tilbury, Adam Kay, Sheryl Sandberg, Lucy Bee, Marie Kondo, Libby Clegg, Michelle Obama...

Carrie Symonds 🙈

I'd love to ask an Antiques Roadshow expert how much they're worth.

I’d ask the boss of Baileys who’s idea was red velvet cupcake Baileys, because it sounds absolutely bogging!

I'd like to ask my parents if I made the correct palliative care decisions when acting on their behalf. Was there anything left unsaid about their lives in the eulogies?

Impossible of course, but an AMA from someone in palliative care would be helpful, especially as the AMAs from the funeral director and crematorium worker were surprisingly uplifting and comforting.

On a lighter note an AMA with Claudia Winkleman because she is hilarious and I want the backstage goss from Strictly.

I would ask MNOlivia why did all the funny troll post removal messages stop.

I'd love to ask the Duke of Edinburgh about growing up with a mother with mental health problems, especially given the younger royals' focus on mental health.

I would ask Paula Radcliffe why she isn't as vocal as she used to be about doping and whether she was one of the 'small number of British athletes' that was given L-carnitine.