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It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>

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YetAnotherBeckyMumsnet · 02/12/2019 15:15

Come they told me
Pa rum pum pum pum
A Christmas name change to see
Pa rum pum pum pum
Our finest gifts to win
Pa rum pum pum pum
A Mumsnet mug maybe some gin
Pa rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum
Rum pum pum pum

HO HO HO! It’s the most wonderful time of the year - the Mumsnet Christmas Name Change Competition. Xmas Grin

It’s time to get your box of festive puns down from the attic and spend the next three weeks untangling them even though when you put them away last January they were ABSOLUTELY NOT TANGLED.

Ahem. Anyway - we’re after a Christmas-themed name change that is a play on your usual name. To enter, simply post on this thread under your new name.

The competition will run until December 23rd and we’ll announce the winner on Christmas Eve.

Cheers & good luck to all. Xmas Smile

It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>
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gangsterwrapper · 15/12/2019 17:07

Formerly Hanginwithmygnomies

unboxedandmessy · 15/12/2019 15:38

Merry xmas everybody

WomblingMerryChristmasOfThigh · 15/12/2019 10:14

Was various versions of WombleishOfTheThighs. But I want @LadzXmasYouShatonmyThigh to win Xmas Grin

StNickname · 15/12/2019 09:23

Was ironicname

AnniePankettonne · 15/12/2019 09:14

Oh Come All Ye Faithful, It's The Second Unofficial Annual Christmas Name Change Thread! http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/ninetydayss_only/3758478-Oh-Come-All-Ye-Faithful-Its-The-Second-Unofficial-Annual-Christmas-Name-Change-Thread

AnniePankettonne · 15/12/2019 09:05

Hello , fellow festive cake !
Mine is a BIG one... like my gin!

AnniePankettonne · 15/12/2019 09:03

Well , hello buoys!

It's the 2019 Christmas name change competition! <jingle>
MrsPandigital · 15/12/2019 06:59

What a fail....won't let me change my name... I want to change it to

MrsPANNETONEdigital

MrsPandigital · 15/12/2019 06:59

Previously Mrs Pandigital

MashedChristmasPud · 14/12/2019 22:46

Formerly known as MashedSpud.

SproutinducingFarti · 14/12/2019 18:04

SproutinducingFarti
Went to a ( Sunday School) Christmas Parti...
And now she is lying down in a darkened room eating the present she got from Santa!

MoonlightMistletoe · 14/12/2019 17:15

Changed name from MidnightMystery Xmas Smile

MistletoeSteveMcDonald · 14/12/2019 16:44

Was MrsSteveMcDonald

AethelfledaTinselBraider · 14/12/2019 15:29

Was Aethelfleda....

and it’s an apt name change because I let the DC do the decorating this year, so my house looks like an explosion in a tinsel factory....

MrsClausTechnicolouredTeapot · 14/12/2019 14:31

Was TechnicolouredTeapot. Unfortunately apostrophes aren't supported.

iamjinglebella · 14/12/2019 12:13

was Iamtinkabella 🥳

ThePurpleChristmoose · 14/12/2019 02:00

The artist formerly known as ThePurpleMoose Xmas Grin

shiveringsparklingtimber · 14/12/2019 00:51

Did I win?🤣

ThighThighOfthigh · 13/12/2019 23:04

We're trapped in Thighland Gruff, shackled together by love. You can join us, sometimes the real fanny fighters come round to play when they're tired.

ChristmasFairyDogsOfThigh · 13/12/2019 23:01

If we're lucky, Thigh may give us an arse cast later.

DanglyNippleBaublesOnThigh · 13/12/2019 23:00

The very first thread when we were born is in classics Gruffalo, if you really do want to revise!

Otherwise just read a couple and you get the gist!

We are suffering from arse trouble currently (to keep you up to date!)

ChristmasFairyDogsOfThigh · 13/12/2019 23:00

Bumtips! Whatever happened to them? They were great.
We've had so many superb business ideas, I can't understand why we're not rich yet.

GruffaIoChrimbo · 13/12/2019 22:51

Wait, that's your 12th thread? Sweet Jesus, was I in a coma?!

GruffaIoChrimbo · 13/12/2019 22:49

Ah! This is your origin story, right?! Xmas Grin
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3583650-Welcome-to-the-Advice-Clinic-Please-come-in?pg=1

Checklist: thighs check, snaks check, slanket check, bumtips yes probably some scattered around, the brown might have run out
am I doing this right?

ThighThighOfthigh · 13/12/2019 22:48

We've had more than that Dangles, you got some shite for Halloween 👻

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