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hello had a couple of wines, and fancy a chat. happy though so don't worry.

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natts · 23/05/2005 20:28

hello bored and fancy a chat. boring aye

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natts · 23/05/2005 23:12

did anyone go on lavs thread last night?

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natts · 23/05/2005 23:11

dp just being a nosey git, told him to sod off. i am thinking of going for a wax but am too scared,in am soo fat i can't face the flabby thighs parting if ykwim

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tiny01 · 23/05/2005 23:06

BDV, when you say you a learning to do facial with your job what does that mean or am I being a moron. The only tip I have is you have to like talking to people and being a semi-counciller. After that its very wonderful. You get to meet lovely women and ceate new friends. I have clients that I have had for years, and sometimes listening to their experiences can be very enlightening.

BubblesDeVere · 23/05/2005 23:06

that should be breasty dumpling, i think I've had too much wine

BubblesDeVere · 23/05/2005 23:05

Ok you have left breasy dumping and i'll have right breasy dumpling (blackadder)

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natts · 23/05/2005 23:05

have it all. i don't want it.

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natts · 23/05/2005 23:04

toothache that funny

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Toothache · 23/05/2005 23:03

Ahem Natts... AND Toothache!! Share the wealth!

BubblesDeVere · 23/05/2005 23:02

LOL toothache, I will expect the tits return of post lol

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natts · 23/05/2005 23:01

[mental note for self] give ridiculously over sized tits to BDV

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Toothache · 23/05/2005 23:00

Hey my Yo-yo'er pal had that moto.... whenever she puts on a fews tone she's off down the sunbeds. She even St Tropez'd me one night before my Hen Night! I am healthy Scottish blue.... with black hair. She thought it would look lovely, but I looked Iranian!

BubblesDeVere · 23/05/2005 23:00

LOL, i wish that when I lose weight I could save the fat off my arse and inject it into my boobs, this would equal one very happy hubby and one very happy best mate who always mentions my boobs (male best mate that is)

BubblesDeVere · 23/05/2005 22:58

Natts, believe me, I am not as honest as I would like to be on this site. I hold back because I speak to some lovely people and don't like to offend them, but some people I cannot even face to post on the same site as them as they have more faces than the town hall clock.

Toothache · 23/05/2005 22:58

Cool BDV.

Ah now breasts.... I probably would look a bit more in proportion if I had nice pair.... I'm only a B cup and if I lose 2 stone, where do they go?????? I'd be as flat as a pancake! If I had bigger boobs perhaps they would stick out further than my postnatal tummy!

mental note too self: save up for lipo and breast enlargement.... ask MN'ers for donor tissue

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natts · 23/05/2005 22:58

i'm loving it. i am going to look like an outspan orange

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BubblesDeVere · 23/05/2005 22:57

natts and tiny01 i like those sayings.

tiny01, I am doing a beauty course in june, to learn how to do facials with my job and really really looking forward to it. Have you got any tips?

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natts · 23/05/2005 22:56

you girls are lovely. and honest thank god.say no more

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tiny01 · 23/05/2005 22:55

I am a beauty therapist and out motto is it you cant tone it tan it. This worked very well for my wedding last year.

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natts · 23/05/2005 22:55

i don't care if i yo yo as long as the fat go gos

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BubblesDeVere · 23/05/2005 22:54

Toothache, beleive me, if you were offending me I would tell you and you are not. If people ask me something they get either the answer or told to piss off, so ask away.

BubblesDeVere · 23/05/2005 22:53

Ahhh but sometimes men, my hubby is supportive of me whatever what, but, he has asked that I don't lose weight off my boobs.

Toothache · 23/05/2005 22:53

BDV - I hope I'm not offending you.
I am just interested and have a few friends about the same weight. One of my friends yo-yos from 10 to 17 stone annually (probable not annually but seems so)!! She has a wardrobe from 12 to 24.

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natts · 23/05/2005 22:53

bingo wings are the least of my probs, i decided to go for a lovely off the shoulder wedding dress thats due to arrive any day now. what was i thinking. bra size huge. what am i going to do.

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Toothache · 23/05/2005 22:50

My thin childless friends keep asking me why I wear a half size bigger rather than squeezing into a half size smaller....... they clearly don't appreciate the over hang issue! I'd rather wear something that was a bit big that wear something that the area supposed to be my waist bulges bigger than my hips!

Women!

BubblesDeVere · 23/05/2005 22:49

natts, welcome to the club babes lol