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I'm a thread killer....

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ggglimpopo · 18/02/2005 18:35

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jabberwocky · 18/02/2005 20:02

Oh, yes, the saggy post-bf tits...

monkeychops · 18/02/2005 20:02

back in a mo just gonna check on eastenders hello again marslady

alexsmum · 18/02/2005 20:01

marslady that was a bit mean. did i say something nasty?

MarsLady · 18/02/2005 19:59

once again I bow before the inferior wisdom of Alexsmum

monkeychops · 18/02/2005 19:59

Perhaps we should all have bot jobs.

alexsmum · 18/02/2005 19:59

oh god saggy everything!

I asked dh the other day if i looked my age and he said something along the lines of...'well your face looks fantastic, but you've had two kids and everything has gone south compared to the way it used to be'. charming!!!!

jane313 · 18/02/2005 19:58

just the weight of the baby stretches the pelvic floor. So even if you don't go through labour you can still have problems.

so all together now, hold for 10

alexsmum · 18/02/2005 19:57

i know its sad isn't it? but lets face it saggy front bots will always be more interesting than the thomas the bloody tank engine or whatever the book of choice is in your house!

monkeychops · 18/02/2005 19:57

i meant POST BF SAGGY TITS!!!!!

monkeychops · 18/02/2005 19:56

Nevermind saggy front bots - what about past bf saggy tits.

MarsLady · 18/02/2005 19:55

saggy front bots, and for this I raced through the story lol

monkeychops · 18/02/2005 19:53

The internet itself!! bless him he worries about things he has no control/understanding of - ie computers!

alexsmum · 18/02/2005 19:53

ok marslady..to be crude we are talking about saggy front bots!

alexsmum · 18/02/2005 19:53

exactly monkeychops!

MarsLady · 18/02/2005 19:53

back again. DD2 complaining in her room. I even read her one of the boring stories that I hate and she loves. Ah well. Soon have to send DD1 off to bed. As for the DTs... well.

So, what did I miss?????????

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ggglimpopo · 18/02/2005 19:52

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jabberwocky · 18/02/2005 19:52

Has anyone done the Kegel exercises where you imagine the elevator going up and down? I'm thinking mine went down and forgot to come back up!

jabberwocky · 18/02/2005 19:51

My surprise was that it was so bad after a c-section. I never even got to push!

monkeychops · 18/02/2005 19:51

What's a pelvic floor???!

alexsmum · 18/02/2005 19:50

jw i really think that i have no pelvic floor anymore... maybe it fell out when i gave birth!

ScummyMummy · 18/02/2005 19:50

Ooops! I meant who did he accuse you of having the internet affair with, mc.

jabberwocky · 18/02/2005 19:47

Ahh, yes, AM the perils of the loose pelvic floor...

jabberwocky · 18/02/2005 19:47

I think she just read our internet affair postings

alexsmum · 18/02/2005 19:46

glad to hear it jw, most alarming i can tell you!!!

monkeychops · 18/02/2005 19:46

was refering to bf, scummymummy, did i miss something ???