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I'm a thread killer....

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ggglimpopo · 18/02/2005 18:35

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ggglimpopo · 19/02/2005 19:15

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miam · 19/02/2005 19:11

Just DONT jump on any trampolines and you will be ok!! Got to go out, but keep this line of discussion open.... best thing I have read for ages lol!!

Lonelymum · 19/02/2005 19:10

Oh shake my hand sister! I did hardly any pelvic floor exercises either and I had four labours too. I thought I was doing quite well as I have no sign of incontinence, which is why I was concerned when Alexsmum said FBW was due to a weak pelvic floor.

miam · 19/02/2005 19:08

well, considering I may have had the misfortune to have suffered this taboo condition at one point, it is more than likely due to the fact that I did absolutely NO pelvic floor exercises after all 4 of my labours. Also resulted in not being able to jump on a trampoline without incontinence knickers on.... fortunately that is not a daily problem though!

Lonelymum · 19/02/2005 19:05

Nope this one isn't dead yet Miam! As for FBW, I really want an in depth discussion about it. I think Alexsmum mentioned it first and I was a bit taken aback as this is something I get sometimes and I had no idea why. The Alexsmum suggested it was due to weak pelvic floor and I really want to know how she knows that. Is that really true? Does anyone know?

miam · 19/02/2005 19:01

Da daaaah!! Beat you Lonelymum - five current thoroughly murdered threads - plus this one makes SIX!!!!

(Why do I feel so smug when it is so obviously saaaad?)

And has the conversation finally died on FBW too? I did wonder how you would describe that rather delicate problem if you wanted to look it up in the archives... (not that I would ofcourse ) Thankyou for giving it a title.

Lonelymum · 19/02/2005 18:38

I've done it!!!! You won't know, but if I look on threads I am on, I have currently killed five threads!!! Beat that ggglimpopo! (or anyone else)

wheresmyfroggy · 18/02/2005 23:06

Dont listen to a word lockets says, it's the pregnancy hormones, shes talking in tongues. I'm a fine figure of a man/boy/thing whatever

alexsmum · 18/02/2005 23:03

lockets

ok thats me , im off to bed.please somebody post after me so that i don't kill the threadkiller thread.how depressing would that be???

PuffTheMagicDragon · 18/02/2005 23:02

lol lockets

lockets · 18/02/2005 23:01

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alexsmum · 18/02/2005 22:59

they're all boys lockets, no matter how old they get!!

lockets · 18/02/2005 22:57

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alexsmum · 18/02/2005 22:54

exactly.which is why i didn't want to go into details when i knew there was a BOY on the thread!!!!!!!!

PuffTheMagicDragon · 18/02/2005 22:51
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alexsmum · 18/02/2005 22:50

oh good god, ....we were talking about saggy pelvic floors earlier . and wind escaping from front bots that are not as tight as they were pre- birth.

PuffTheMagicDragon · 18/02/2005 22:46

I understand saggy boobs but not front bots - am I fick?

dinny · 18/02/2005 22:36

Alexmum.

wheresmyfroggy · 18/02/2005 22:35

Don't know dinny but am rather intrigued now

alexsmum · 18/02/2005 22:34

ok got confused then. dinny you will have to read the thread further down. i can't go into details.i am a laydeee you see!

dinny · 18/02/2005 22:33

no, am definitely female.

what are saggy front bots?

wheresmyfroggy · 18/02/2005 22:32

Dinny is not a boy but i am

wheresmyfroggy · 18/02/2005 22:32

I heard about the slide incident, wish dw had camera on her. Would like to have seen it for myself!

alexsmum · 18/02/2005 22:31

so dinny are you a boy? am i talking about saggy front bots in front of a boy?????? oh horror of horrors!!!!!!!