Noisy hotel sex. Why?

YANBU - I had to endure being woken up by a pair of noisy selfish fuckers only to be doubly mortified that my 10 year dd was also lying awake hearing it as well. Thank god we woke for the climax and didn’t have to lie there suffering too much but it wasn’t nice.

It’s perverse to suggest that people should shrug it off or celebrate it or permanently clamp fecking ‘noise cancelling headphones’ to our heads. It’s selfish and inconsiderate behaviour. When other people are sleeping - keep it down ffs.

There were loud performative shaggers next to me in a hotel once. I put Barry Manilow singing "I wanna do it with you" on repeat very loudly and went out for a walk.

Are you sure it wasn’t someone watching a porn film with the volume turned up?

Prostitute making sure the client gets his money worth?

Or they just enjoy being 'performative'...

So you are OK with your kids listening to strangers having noisy sex when on holiday then?

Sex screams and 'romance' don't really go together in my mind.

We normally have a bit less boring sex in hotel rooms but try not to be too noisy. Nothing worse than porn style noises

Edited for terrible typing

When I first got together with my ex (both still living with our former husbands) we used to book whatever Premier Inn was compatible with that weekend’s Thameslink schedule and go at it like the clappers. I think there is something about hotels (the anonymity, the distance from home and drudgery?) which has that effect.

And for anyone impressed by 30 minutes of shagging, may I recommend lesbianism?

It's no different to singing loudly at 3am or playing music or (if you think screaming in an exception) screaming in horror because you found a hair or saw a spider, or yelling 'yes yes' at high volume when you pass a level on Candy crush. Its inconsiderate to make noise and is as valid a complaint as any other type of noise.

Nice to wake up other people.
Nice to have really loud sex when there are possibly kids sleeping.
Nice to put on a performance because you feel anonymous.
Nice to force other people to listen to you.

Nice eh?

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That was a really sly edit.
In your unedited post you literally said it was nice to have really loud sex in hotels.

Ha ha - quite.. live and let live, they're enjoying themselves, not harming anyone. Earplugs.

Bloody hell, I've heard it all now.

Of course the majority of adults saying in a hotel enjoy having sex. Tough shit, I don't particularly enjoy listening to little Noah listening Peppa Pig at high volume or a couple having a row about their inlaws but it sometimes happens.

I typically stay in adult only hotels to avoid the ridiculousness of some parents.

Whatever next - question on the booking form? Do you intend to have sex during your stay? Can you guarantee it will be silent?
Off to the East wing with you so.

They probably had to put up with kids being noisy tbh

People love to people-watch on holiday. If you draw attention to yourself in public in any way, people will comment. Not necessarily in a malicious or judgemental heavily invested way - just passing the time.

Spot the noisy sex (twice!) couple over breakfast... Clue.. the happiest ones!

And you think having loud performative sex so that those kids can hear you is the way to go?

No, do you?

Everybody knows hotels are for hookups and discreet sex without your partner being any the wiser

Doesn't discreet mean quiet, not wanting to draw attention, trying not to be noticed? It might be illicit sex but it's certainly not discreet.

Kind of wish I was one of the people who think YBU but it would also annoy me OP. YANBU. Seems completely as if they're showing off. Wait til you're back in your own home pleasey.

You're the one who thinks it's not harming anyone.

Noisy full on sex at 2am and again at 8am? The lucky bastards 😂

Actually ROFL! 😂

Your user profile is abit a giveaway lol. Their moans should inspire you i love a good banging. Maybe his dingler has become a dangler and she's having the time of her life. I would record the sounds and play it back when they are asleep 😊

😂

I only book hotels with excellent sound proofing and always bring my noise cancelling headphones as backup.

People let their hair down in hotels - it's kinda the point. Also it's really hard for some people not to make noise during sex.

Sounds like you have a good sex life with a partner who prioritises your pleasure. Don't you ever have a blackout orgasm where you completely lose control? I try to be considerate but I've had moments where I'm just on another stratosphere and barely know who/what/where I am for a few mins.