Noisy hotel sex. Why?

I mean no one has to be noisy during sex, a lot of it is purely performative, I cringe when people scream the place down, and then say they can't help it like really? It's completely uncontrollable and involuntary?? I dont mean the odd noises or quiet noise but the ones who scream and shout so loud you can hear from miles away its clearly a choice to be that noisy 🤣 I get that a hotel people maybe shouldn't need to avoid being noisy but I think out of basic respect of others in the nearby rooms its reasonable to expect a bit of noise control

If you are into having noisy hotel sex, do be aware if you come down to breakfast that other couples will have taken bets on how good-looking (or otherwise!) you and your partner will turn out to be. I always find it funny how the loud-sex couples look so sheepish and ill-at-ease with each other at the breakfast table.

Probably just hungover and not looking their most appealing. But i think either own it in the breakfast room or stay upstairs. You need to accept if others have heard you at night, they are entitled to a little snigger at you (and whoever is your chosen partner.)

I just don’t think they’re thinking about you op. Get some ear plugs? Put the radio on? Wake up your DH and have sex too?

I agree, it’s like forced fun 😅

Also agree with the points people made that you don’t know in a hotel if your neighbours are a family with young kids, just be a bit considerate! Especially not in the early hours of the morning when you might wake others up.

They’re away on a jolly. No work, no kids, nice meal, plenty of vino followed by a great shag. Do you wish you were there? Good luck to them, go ride them cowboy!

You know that people don't really care these days OP?
I know a quite a few people who go away to get some time with their partner.

I'm old so I'm less noisy these days but I have relatives who are not!

If just clap at the end tbh.

Well duh. They aren’t thinking about others, that’s the point.

Shouldn’t we have a little care of others in a tightly packed space? People trying to sleep, maybe young kids next door etc. It’s just a bit selfish in my opinion to be shouting and screaming.

I don't care. Keep the bloody noise down because I am four feet away through that wall, and there's somebody the other side too!

And for those asking if I was jealous... Not really. I got astoundingly good oral sex from DH on Friday night followed by the same high quality shag I get at least a couple of times every week. And I managed to experience it all without waking the neighbours.

Not everything in the world has to revolve around children and parents.

Oh no. That is embarrassing.
I had a neighbour years ago that knew well everyone could hear her. She left her window open.

Unclench.

Oh honey, if your sex didn't wake the neighbours, then chances are it wasn't as good as you are claiming it was. 🤭

I think you need a husband upgrade!

Oh honey, if your sex didn't wake the neighbours, then chances are it wasn't as good as you are claiming it was. 🤭

I think you need a husband upgrade!

Sorry, I was going to reply but then I read …the same high quality shag… and now I can’t stop simultaneously laughing, cringing and imagining you as Austin Powers!

Sorry, I was going to reply but then I read …the same high quality shag… and now I can’t stop simultaneously laughing, cringing and imagining you as Austin Powers!

I mean no one has to be noisy during sex, a lot of it is purely performative, I cringe when people scream the place down, and then say they can't help it like really? It's completely uncontrollable and involuntary?? I dont mean the odd noises or quiet noise but the ones who scream and shout so loud you can hear from miles away its clearly a choice to be that noisy 🤣 I get that a hotel people maybe shouldn't need to avoid being noisy but I think out of basic respect of others in the nearby rooms its reasonable to expect a bit of noise control

I mean no one has to be noisy during sex, a lot of it is purely performative, I cringe when people scream the place down, and then say they can't help it like really? It's completely uncontrollable and involuntary?? I dont mean the odd noises or quiet noise but the ones who scream and shout so loud you can hear from miles away its clearly a choice to be that noisy 🤣 I get that a hotel people maybe shouldn't need to avoid being noisy but I think out of basic respect of others in the nearby rooms its reasonable to expect a bit of noise control

Yeah because sex is only good if you scream so loud that half the people in your street can hear you. 🙄

Oh honey, I think you are too desperate to prove what GREAT SEX you're having if you have to make sure everyone can hear you shagging! 😂