Noisy hotel sex. Why?

No we dont do class just get it on. Never have come across loud noises could be in Airbnbs and cheaper hotels. Bangs away maybe you should let loose for once

Play “Ohh Ahh Just a Little Bit” by GinaG on your phone as loud as you can and hold it against the wall…

I like to join in with the grunting but on the off stroke. Really puts them off their timing.

You didn't hear a peep because the people next door were considerate.

I think all this thread shows is most people are supremely selfish and inconsiderate.

People staying in hotels can have all kinds of circumstances- going to a funeral, a wedding, a job interview, to name a few. And don't come back with 'wear earplugs- not everyone can. For some people they are very uncomfortable.

Ruining their night's sleep is just selfish.

It's quite possible to have sex and not scream or moan.

But not creepy posts on a parenting forum.

Or shout 'she's faking it' at a critical moment.

This thread is really depressing.

• There's nothing wrong with sex noises;
• female orgasms are very powerful and often result in totally loss of control and accompanying moans/squeals/shrieks;
• we're a weird anomoly in human history where everyone thinks we've a right to pristine personal space and silence. Go back a couple of hundred years and your forbears were banging with their own kids, parents, in laws and probably servants or employers in the room with them.

It's
Just
Sex.

The end.

It's on the AIBU forum, and it's a thread about sex.

Very odd that you'd find my comments creepy with that in mind, perhaps lighten up a bit...

I’m guessing you feel the need to tell women to lighten up pretty often. Good luck with that.

For fuck sake, why do you think I'm a man??

I've been on MN for years and from my hundreds of comments, it's very clear I'm a woman.

God forbid it be possible that a WOMAN can enjoy sex 🙄

You can enjoy sex without wailing like a Banshee so the poor bastards in the room next door have to hear it. It’s performative.

You can. Lots of other people can’t.

For fuck sake, why do you think I'm a man??

I've been on MN for years and from my hundreds of comments, it's very clear I'm a woman.

God forbid it be possible that a WOMAN can enjoy sex 🙄

Still making sexual suggestions to women online?

Is this your critique Looking for suggestive remarks ?

Unless you’re staying in a Disney hotel or something, you absolutely do not know that kids can hear you.

Nobody - literally nobody - who shags in a hotel is thinking “Ooh, I hope children can hear” and or “I think there might be kids on this corridor, let’s make it louder”.

The fact that you imagine that’s their motive says a lot more about your imagination than that of the average hotel shagger, quite frankly.

When I stay in a hotel I have no idea whatsoever whether there are kids staying near me. I have zero interest in other people’s kids. The vast majority of places I stay aren’t ‘family’ type hotels and when I do see kids in hotels I’ve no idea what room they’re in or whether they’re awake when I’m having a shag at 1am. It literally wouldn’t even occur to me that kids might hear me. So no, I’m not going to to remain chastely silent and still just in case someone might have a kid in their room, because other people’s kids aren’t my problem and adults are allowed to live like adults without having to conduct themselves in child-appropriate ways at all times, including their own bloody hotel rooms.

Adults are allowed to drink, swear, fuck and stay up late and they do not have to stop doing those things in adult-orientated environments like hotels with no ‘family’ rooms, pubs and grown-up restaurants just in case another adult might have brought a child with them.

Creepy.

You can. Lots of other people can’t.

If there is a man in this thread I would very much like to know. I do not consent to a man contributing on this delicate matter.

You can. Lots of other people can’t.