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Would you do any of these hypothetical things for 1 billion pounds?

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Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 17:32

Just for fun and because I was talking to a friend earlier and we were having a ridiculous conversation.

Would you do any of these 3 things for a guaranteed instant billion pounds.

Have sex with 1000 men (you won’t catch an std)
Kill someone (you won’t get caught)
Have sex with the most repulsive man you can think of.
Put your children in boarding school.

Obviously those things aren’t really going to happened but if someone offered you the money to do one of those things would you do any and if so which one?

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Redsofacushionsandsnacks · 18/09/2026 21:32

I’d board my children if I could pick the school. The rest? Nope. Keep the money.

MrMucker · 18/09/2026 21:50

Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 21:23

We need some more disgusting men examples.

I can't think of any more objectively disgusting than Donald Trump. I am 3 wines in though. Can anyone else?

Noel Fielding
Jeremy Clarkson
Nigel Farage

Shall I continue? 😁

wendywoopywoo222 · 18/09/2026 21:51

Yeah all of them.

AliceAbsolum · 18/09/2026 22:01

Definitely have sex with a repulsive man!

AliceAbsolum · 18/09/2026 22:03

MrMucker · 18/09/2026 21:50

Noel Fielding
Jeremy Clarkson
Nigel Farage

Shall I continue? 😁

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Micheal Gove....

gannett · 18/09/2026 22:04

What's the timeframe for 1000 men? Spread them out over a few weeks (months? years?) or is this a Bonnie Blue queue-em-up thing. Do I get to count the men I've already shagged?

If I could choose the 1000 men (or even just a portion of them) to shag or the 1 person to kill, I'll happily take those options.

Odd as it may sound to choose 1000 men over 1 guaranteed repulsive man, I'd have to pass on the latter, because like everyone else I can't think of a more repulsive option (on every level) than Trump and I just couldn't. But if I tried I think I would snap and kill him so maybe it would count for the killing one.

No kids so no idea about that one.

Sunbringer · 18/09/2026 22:08

I’d put my kids in boarding school.
Id probably also have sex with a repulsive man before I did that though. Supposing DH was OK with it and I could have a proper hot bath after and they weren’t allowed to tell people and didn’t give me diseases or anything.

Mrsmch123 · 18/09/2026 22:23

Yes to all. Although boarding school would be the bottom of the list because I quite enjoy hanging around with my little one!

HelpMeGetThrough · 18/09/2026 22:25

Yep, I’d happily kill for a billion. I know exactly who and I’d sleep very well.

Gengha · 18/09/2026 22:27

Probably have sex with the repulsive man.

Theres no amount of money that could make me have sex with 1000 men, I’d be too full of self loathing to enjoy the money. I’d never kill someone. I couldn’t cope with the guilt. And my children have left school

5foot5 · 18/09/2026 22:37

I am sure that for many people boarding school is a positive thing, but if someone was offering you £billion to put your child in one I think any sensible parent would be questioning their motives. And looking very closely at the school's safeguarding and security and checking what links this billionaire had with the school.

JudgeJ · 18/09/2026 22:43

wendywoopywoo222 · 18/09/2026 21:51

Yeah all of them.

Could you negotiate to get £1bn for each category?

Pieceofpurplesky · 18/09/2026 22:48

Already had sex with a repulsive man. Ex husband. So as long as it wasn't him I guess I would do that for a billion! Probably even him. He's an absolute abusive bastard but a billion is a billion

Xmasbaby11 · 18/09/2026 22:48

Sex with one repulsive man, maybe.

HappyChildfreeCatLady · 19/09/2026 14:32

Of course. Kill a stranger would be very easy, kill someone I hate would be even easier. Why is it even a question?

TheThirteenthFairy · 19/09/2026 14:32

No x 4.

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