Would you do any of these hypothetical things for 1 billion pounds?

Have sex with 1000 men (you won’t catch an std)

• as a 57 year old will vaginal atrophy that would be a bit nippy so no

• a real baddie and if it was not too violent maybe - gun shot would be ok, injection ok, stabbing or anything close up and messy I don’t think I could do

• no

• he is 22 would a boarding school accept him now???

Looks like I am destined to be poor 🤣

Me too, in fact some on the list I'd cheerfully kill for the price of a coffee.

No problem putting kids in a boarding school, either, but not sure on the sex ones. Would depend whether I'm allowed to kill them after, I think.

I have an earworm now (Black Widow by Alice Cooper).

I couldn’t kill anyone and I wouldn’t want to, regardless of who they were, for any amount of money. I wouldn’t want to put my kids in boarding school either. No amount of money would buy back that lost time with them. The sex ones are harder to answer- the disgusting man…would I have to engage with him and kiss him, or could I lay there with my eyes closed and wait for it to be over? And the 1000 men…would it be until the each one finished, or is there a time limit per man? Imagine 1000 men and each one lasting 5 minutes or longer. Ouchy. Actually, no…I wouldn’t want to do the 1000 men. So possibly I could do the disgusting man depending on the T&Cs.

@Gettingcosy13 I’m going for the 1000 men. Over and done with.

Im taking this so seriously I think I’ve just put a deposit down on my new holiday home 🤣

I think most eleven year olds would bite your hand off if you said “you have to go to boarding school but you get 250 million pounds ( so a quarter of the haul) in return. You’ll be able to buy whatever you want, for ever.”

Interesting that you’ve chosen 1000 men over 1 repulsive one! 😂

No
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The number of ppl who'd shag DT is far more disturbing imo.

If you shag DT and then kill him do you get two billion?

I'd have sex with a repulsive man, hopefully it would over VERY quickly, and think of the lives you could change with that amount of money.
I'd have to have a few stiff ones first ( forgive the pun !!)

I don't have kids so I guess I am stuck with a lot of grim sex and killing someone.
Can I combined some? Shag someone to death?

Likewise 😂

I already asked that! I would take great pleasure in the second part not so much the first. I don't think it is valid to say loads of us would shag Donald Trump. He's just been cited (accurately IMO) as the most repulsive man people could think of.

I don't have children, so can I put my theoretical children into boarding school?

Also I sincerely doubt many folks - if it was straightforwardly legit and safe - wouldn't have sex with someone repugnant for that money.

I don’t think boarding school would necessarily be terrible. Some kids love it, especially for 6th form.

1. No.
2. No.*- unless it was a truly heinous person and I would be doing the world a favour.
3. Yes* - though probably would have already killed him under point 2 above.
4. Hell yeah.

I don't have kids but I did go to boarding school. It wasn't that bad. The hypothetical ankle-snatchers would survive and I'd pay for ponies and therapy if they didn't like it.

Yeah I'd do any of the first three because I currently desperately need money, but I'd struggle with sending my kids away. I don't think, on balance, that the problems I could solve with heaps of money would be a good trade off for the problems I'd create for my babies.

1 billion pounds, honestly I’d probably do all 4 for £10 million

Bye bye kidlets

I wish I had the money to send children to boarding school!

I'd do it for the price of the school fees, let alone £1bn!

Ponies and therapy lmao 🤣 I'm very anti-boarding school and that's the closest anyone has ever come to changing my mind.

I could do all of them, I reckon. Would have to clarify that the sex is conventional in both the 1000 and repulsive bloke case.
I would like to be an anonymous billionaire though, and if there was associated publicity I would really struggle with that. I’m always astounded when lottery winners go public.

Sorry! missed that.

No, but a lot of ppl are even entertaining the hypothetical sex with repulsive men. Just no way.

For me, I have already had sex with a lot of repulsive men. One more time for so much money wouldn't have any lasting effect 😆and I say that as somone who hasn't slept with a man (disgusting or otherwise) for a good twenty years!

Everything except kill anyone

my kid asked to go to boarding school.

ill go with that