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Would you do any of these hypothetical things for 1 billion pounds?

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Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 17:32

Just for fun and because I was talking to a friend earlier and we were having a ridiculous conversation.

Would you do any of these 3 things for a guaranteed instant billion pounds.

Have sex with 1000 men (you won’t catch an std)
Kill someone (you won’t get caught)
Have sex with the most repulsive man you can think of.
Put your children in boarding school.

Obviously those things aren’t really going to happened but if someone offered you the money to do one of those things would you do any and if so which one?

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CrikeyMajikey · 18/09/2026 19:39

Can I put a bag on his head?

ShutupLwren · 18/09/2026 19:40

MidnightMeltdown · 18/09/2026 19:03

Interesting that you’ve chosen 1000 men over 1 repulsive one! 😂

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I just can’t shag Donald trump 😂

just give me 1000 losers. But not trump, too far 😂

codkaandvoke · 18/09/2026 19:51

no
no
yes
yes

everyone’s repulsive is different - what’s weird and wrong with him

unwashed and smelly or …..

boarding school. Collect money and then would withdrawn kids. If need bf would pay the years fees

Agatha1989 · 18/09/2026 19:55

I would do the entire list for a billion. Yes, even put my beloved DC in boarding school.

drspouse · 18/09/2026 20:00

OneKeenPeachRaven · 18/09/2026 19:14

I don't have children, so can I put my theoretical children into boarding school?

Also I sincerely doubt many folks - if it was straightforwardly legit and safe - wouldn't have sex with someone repugnant for that money.

I would rather retain my integrity than have any amount of money.
I've never been starving, so maybe that would change my mind, but I chose the only one I would do without being paid.

Butchyrestingface · 18/09/2026 20:03

YellowScarfRupert · 18/09/2026 19:20

1 billion pounds, honestly I’d probably do all 4 for £10 million

Bye bye kidlets

Au revoir, mes enfants. We'll always have Paris half-term.

Butchyrestingface · 18/09/2026 20:05

MidnightMeltdown · 18/09/2026 19:03

Interesting that you’ve chosen 1000 men over 1 repulsive one! 😂

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Surely there'd be a fair few munters in that list of 1000?

codkaandvoke · 18/09/2026 20:08

Butchyrestingface · 18/09/2026 20:05

Surely there'd be a fair few munters in that list of 1000?

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Oh no. They would all be handsome and amazing in bed

Lovernotafighter83 · 18/09/2026 20:10

No

Vivi0 · 18/09/2026 20:13

This is a no brainer - I’d shag the repulsive man.

I can’t understand people saying that they couldn’t shag Donald Trump for 1 billion, I would shag him for less 😂

ShutupLwren · 18/09/2026 20:16

codkaandvoke · 18/09/2026 20:08

Oh no. They would all be handsome and amazing in bed

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They can be munters, just not morally bankrupt.

I just could not shag trump knowing what a bad person he is.

I could shag 1000 munters if they weren’t evil people 😂

Iocanepowder · 18/09/2026 20:18

Yeah I’d kill someone no problem

Lemonyyy · 18/09/2026 20:21

If I shag Donald trump then kill him after can I have 2 billion?

Butchyrestingface · 18/09/2026 20:22

Lemonyyy · 18/09/2026 20:21

If I shag Donald trump then kill him after can I have 2 billion?

I thought I'd have to do it the other way round.

MargaretThursday · 18/09/2026 20:37

If I could choose the boarding school, then yes to that.
The others not a chance.

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Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 20:43

ShutupLwren · 18/09/2026 18:59

@Gettingcosy13 I’m going for the 1000 men. Over and done with.

Im taking this so seriously I think I’ve just put a deposit down on my new holiday home 🤣

I know right, like I’m finding 1000 men that would have sex with me let alone that I’d be getting paid for it 🤣

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Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 20:47

Backlate · 18/09/2026 18:42

You don’t think he’s repulsive???

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I do find him quite repulsive but I think it’s funny that most have chosen him as their repulsive man.

There was someone I had in mind in real life that I know, who is not only very unattractive but also a massive perve and a creep .

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ShutupLwren · 18/09/2026 21:04

@Gettingcosy13 ok so now DP is involved in this. He’s said he’d let Donald trump bum him for a billion. I suppose if he’ll do it I’ll just have to also.
Probably quicker than finding 1000 men who want to shag me anyway 😂

Although if it was a terrible human I was able to kill, like a gruesome murderer or something maybe I’d do that if I could poison them or something.

Growlybear83 · 18/09/2026 21:05

I wouldn’t do any of them.

MidnightMeltdown · 18/09/2026 21:16

Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 20:47

I do find him quite repulsive but I think it’s funny that most have chosen him as their repulsive man.

There was someone I had in mind in real life that I know, who is not only very unattractive but also a massive perve and a creep .

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The first repulsive man who popped into my head was Harvey Weinstein

MidnightMeltdown · 18/09/2026 21:16

ShutupLwren · 18/09/2026 21:04

@Gettingcosy13 ok so now DP is involved in this. He’s said he’d let Donald trump bum him for a billion. I suppose if he’ll do it I’ll just have to also.
Probably quicker than finding 1000 men who want to shag me anyway 😂

Although if it was a terrible human I was able to kill, like a gruesome murderer or something maybe I’d do that if I could poison them or something.

🤣🤣🤣

Yhjan · 18/09/2026 21:19

For a billion, I’d do it all apart from putting my kids in boarding school. The killing however would have to be someone who deserves it, not an innocent person.

Lostinbrum · 18/09/2026 21:21

I'd kill someone who cut me up in traffic for alot less then a billion

Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 21:23

We need some more disgusting men examples.

I can't think of any more objectively disgusting than Donald Trump. I am 3 wines in though. Can anyone else?

CatsRuleMyLife · 18/09/2026 21:29

Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 18:56

I have an earworm now (Black Widow by Alice Cooper).

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That's sort of what inspired me 😁

Must dig out my Alice Cooper albums now!