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Would you do any of these hypothetical things for 1 billion pounds?

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Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 17:32

Just for fun and because I was talking to a friend earlier and we were having a ridiculous conversation.

Would you do any of these 3 things for a guaranteed instant billion pounds.

Have sex with 1000 men (you won’t catch an std)
Kill someone (you won’t get caught)
Have sex with the most repulsive man you can think of.
Put your children in boarding school.

Obviously those things aren’t really going to happened but if someone offered you the money to do one of those things would you do any and if so which one?

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Strawberryfruitstarburst · 18/09/2026 18:33

I’d have sex with 1000 men but not in a day I’d need time 😂

I’d kill an evil person.

Not sure about the repulsive man but I wouldn’t rule it out.

Id never put my child in boarding school it would break his gorgeous little heart.

AllJoyAndNoFun · 18/09/2026 18:34

Any of them tbh. But you might have a job finding 1000 willing men 😂

ShutupLwren · 18/09/2026 18:34

I presumed the 1000 men was a Bonnie blue style stunt.
Honestly I’d rather that than have the fuckers wading in and out my life. Get it sorted in 24 hours.

Shagging trump for a billion? If I wasn’t aware of how he’s a child predatory rapist who’s responsible for deaths of 1000s of civilians and I just thought he was a gross shitty arsed loser, fine. But not knowing who he is as a person. I couldn’t.

I’d rather have sex with one of the contestants from my 1000lb life where they haven’t washed for 10 years and smell like poo than trump.

Strawberryfruitstarburst · 18/09/2026 18:35

GarlicSomething · 18/09/2026 18:13

All except kill. I'm somewhat disturbed by the number of PPs who'd rather be a murderer than shag an ugly!

I'd need to space the 1,000 men out over, say, three months. I could do the disgusting man doggy-style so I didn't have to look at him 😂

It’s because there are some mega evil people in this world who deserve to be put down BUT the most repulsive man could be one of those people…

FionnulaTheCooler · 18/09/2026 18:35

I've already threatened my teenager with boarding school when she's doing my head in but realistically it's out of my budget so I guess that one.

MidnightMeltdown · 18/09/2026 18:36

See ya kids! Off to boarding school! 😂

SpottyAlpaca · 18/09/2026 18:39

Have sex with 1000 men (you won’t catch an std) - Yes, and I would do it for a lot less than £1bn.
Kill someone (you won’t get caught) - Depends who. If I can choose the victim (Trump) then yes.
Have sex with the most repulsive man you can think of. - Yes, of course (Trump again).
Put your children in boarding school. - I haven’t got children, but if I had, yes I would.

JudyTeeny · 18/09/2026 18:40

We used to do this in idle moments at work, but it was a million, rather than a billion. That's inflation for you!

Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 18:40

ShutupLwren · 18/09/2026 18:34

I presumed the 1000 men was a Bonnie blue style stunt.
Honestly I’d rather that than have the fuckers wading in and out my life. Get it sorted in 24 hours.

Shagging trump for a billion? If I wasn’t aware of how he’s a child predatory rapist who’s responsible for deaths of 1000s of civilians and I just thought he was a gross shitty arsed loser, fine. But not knowing who he is as a person. I couldn’t.

I’d rather have sex with one of the contestants from my 1000lb life where they haven’t washed for 10 years and smell like poo than trump.

Yes well that was what started the conversation but didn’t want to start a Bonnie Blue thread so that’s why I didn’t mention her. But yes that was along the lines I was thinking.

1000 std checked randoms as quickly as possible or one definitely repulsive man.

I guess the boarding school I know now my child would hate it so it probably doesn’t apply to those whose children want to go.

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11AndCounting · 18/09/2026 18:41

Sounds like a lot of fun, but I don't have the billion pounds to spend.

Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 18:41

Interesting how many people are naming Trump as the repulsive man. That’s really tickled me

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Backlate · 18/09/2026 18:42

Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 18:41

Interesting how many people are naming Trump as the repulsive man. That’s really tickled me

You don’t think he’s repulsive???

Gothwife · 18/09/2026 18:42

I’d do everything except put my kids in boarding school, unless I could just do it for 1 night and take them straight out again.

Grumpyoldcat · 18/09/2026 18:42

If we can choose one Id go for the boarding school.

Greenandyellowday · 18/09/2026 18:42

Boarding school, easy peasy. I went myself. It was mostly okay: good education, sports, a lot of laughs. My DSs went to public school too.

The 2 sex things, heck no. Can hardly be bothered to shave my legs, let alone the regions that are presumably expected for a career in bonking. Plus I'm nearly 60 😂My hips don't lie... and they say "Ow! Are you serious?" I don't even want to think about the most repulsive man I can imagine... upchuck.

Killing someone: that would depend on the weapon provided.

Whatawickedgametochoose · 18/09/2026 18:43

No boarding, not parting with the DC. No sex, just yuck. The killing is fine if I won’t get caught.

Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 18:44

Backlate · 18/09/2026 18:33

How do you know it would be for a few minutes?

Can't see Trump lasting a long time, can you? That's if he can get it up at all. 😆

Backlate · 18/09/2026 18:44

Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 18:44

Can't see Trump lasting a long time, can you? That's if he can get it up at all. 😆

Oh he’d have got scientists to create a drug to last hours

Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 18:46

ShutupLwren · 18/09/2026 18:34

I presumed the 1000 men was a Bonnie blue style stunt.
Honestly I’d rather that than have the fuckers wading in and out my life. Get it sorted in 24 hours.

Shagging trump for a billion? If I wasn’t aware of how he’s a child predatory rapist who’s responsible for deaths of 1000s of civilians and I just thought he was a gross shitty arsed loser, fine. But not knowing who he is as a person. I couldn’t.

I’d rather have sex with one of the contestants from my 1000lb life where they haven’t washed for 10 years and smell like poo than trump.

My way of thinking is, if you had a billion, think of all the help you could give to all of those vulnerable children in existence who are his victim profile. Similarly, I would kill an animal for 1 Billion, if the 1 Billion gave me the power to close down factory farms/build animal shelters/help people give their pets adequate vet care/educate people about animal rights etc etc. I am not money-hungry as a rule, I live a modest life and don't like many material things, despite having the money to have more. But that much money brings power, and you can do a lot with power.

Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 18:47

AllJoyAndNoFun · 18/09/2026 18:34

Any of them tbh. But you might have a job finding 1000 willing men 😂

😆

Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 18:48

Backlate · 18/09/2026 18:44

Oh he’d have got scientists to create a drug to last hours

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Hours I could do too. Days, no. But hours, yes. It's just a dick, isn't it? How bad can it be. I've a chequered sexual history (not in number but in dodgy encounters). I could cope.

CinnamonBuns67 · 18/09/2026 18:48

I'd do the sex with the most repulsive man thing. 1000 men seems too much so that's a no, I'd probably say I could do the killing if it was someone I hated but I'd probably still not be able to do it. I couldn't send my children away.

Metalmotha · 18/09/2026 18:50

Gettingcosy13 · 18/09/2026 17:43

So would I 🤣

Not sure what that says about me.

Sensible, that’s what it says about you, sensible

Sparrowlass · 18/09/2026 18:50

JudyTeeny · 18/09/2026 18:40

We used to do this in idle moments at work, but it was a million, rather than a billion. That's inflation for you!

A lot of people don't appreciate the difference! I doubt I'd do these things for a million.

Context-a million seconds is 11 and a half days. A billion seconds is thirty-two years.

UndeadLife · 18/09/2026 18:51

Dont have kids so boarding school is n/a

i couldn't have sex with anyone i didnt love and was in a long term relationship with so both of those are out

Kill somebody, they'd have to be morally corrupt and have done something unforgivable.