Page 7 | Government alert?!?!

hotmumshit · 2026-08-14T18:02:54+00:00

Omg? First use of the government phone alerts, i think??

Lentilcakes · 14/08/2026 19:21

Scared the shit out of me - and the cat!!!

Boreded · 14/08/2026 19:22

hotmumshit · 14/08/2026 19:07

My mind immediately went to war tbh!

Not dramatic at all then

NC9000 · 14/08/2026 19:22

I've put my settings on so they're ignored. I don't care if we get nuked. I can't control that or live through it so don't need to know about it.

Millytante · 14/08/2026 19:22

FinallyDecided · 14/08/2026 19:11

I think you are yes. Saw a family last week having a disposable BBQ in the middle of a massive patch of grass (hay..) the other day. Idiots. Maybe people like that will think twice now?

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Or just have a blinking picnic, like everyone used to. Far nicer.
(How anyone fancies greasy burgers and baked spuds etc, everyone wreathed in black smuts and smoke when it’s 30 degrees out beats me anyway.)

CarrotGiraffeandaTeddyBear · 14/08/2026 19:22

I just thought, omfg, we’ve eaten all the good stuff out of the nuclear war stash. All that’s left is a bag of pasta and some out of date biscuits. I need to stock up.

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hotmumshit · 14/08/2026 19:22

JustAnotherWhinger · 14/08/2026 19:21

They’ve been dealing with the biggest wildfire around the cairngorms in years since mid July

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Wow, how awful 😕

And weird then, there being no alert

I guess they figure Scots are smart!

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ilovesooty · 14/08/2026 19:22

Frumpitydoo · 14/08/2026 19:06

Can you switch this function off on Samsungs please? Utter cunts this government.

For goodness sake. Do you think any other government would be acting differently?

hmmdunno · 14/08/2026 19:22

Why people freaking out about this? It’s not new information sent to terrify, half the midlands has been on fire, it’s been all over the news, people in Manchester and Wales smelling smoke from moors and mountains on fire, it’s just a warning to be extra careful. People can be bloody stupid about burning leaves etc

BirdLandedonmyHead · 14/08/2026 19:23

Seeing us there was a fire yesterday a mile away it did make me jump a bit.

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hotmumshit · 14/08/2026 19:23

CarrotGiraffeandaTeddyBear · 14/08/2026 19:22

I just thought, omfg, we’ve eaten all the good stuff out of the nuclear war stash. All that’s left is a bag of pasta and some out of date biscuits. I need to stock up.

😩 my nuclear war stash got raided before payday and never replaced

Must sort it

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daisyfallout · 14/08/2026 19:23

A friend crashed into the car in front when it braked suddenly and she got distracted by a siren. Minor damage, but annoying. I’d just come back from Ukraine, so my first thought was - fuck, a ballistic missile for the City, and I’m on the 28th floor, better make one last coffee, quick 😌

roughtrenches2 · 14/08/2026 19:23

CoffeeBotherer · 14/08/2026 19:21

It tells you a lot about the mentality of some of our countrymen that we need to be reminded not to set the world on fire.

I am laughing at the through of someone getting it in the middle of rolling out sausages on a disposable bbq just as it came 🤣🤣 you bet half of them startled looked at their sausages and then went oh well and carried on

JustAnotherWhinger · 14/08/2026 19:23

The alert didn’t just mention bbqs. The point about firepits, garden incinerators and lanterns makes me wonder if they’re going to bring in a temporary ban on all of those things.

Given how easily the fire spread in Stourbridge they need to try and prevent that happening in other areas.

Jc2001 · 14/08/2026 19:23

Princessfluffy · 14/08/2026 19:21

Outrageous abuse of power by the government. Be aware of the risk of wildfires is not an emergency announcement.

Why is it an abuse of power to send out a warning?

Overitallnow · 14/08/2026 19:24

Don't think anyone has ever been prosecuted for using a hosepipe in a ban.

JohnBullshit · 14/08/2026 19:24

I got the alert on my phone, but it didn't make a noise. I only looked to see what you were all on about.

Poppy61 · 14/08/2026 19:24

Its not the first use of these alerts, but yes, they make you jump out of your skin.

Travellingshoes · 14/08/2026 19:24

I really hope this will stop the bloody daily fireworks in my area every night!

Littlejellyuk · 14/08/2026 19:24

My good god, I was texting someone and then it alerted in my hands!
I nearly jumped out of my skin! 😆
Dh said he heard that there were wild fires by Formby beach dunes last night 😨 🔥 ⛱️
So dangerous. 😔
@hotmumshit

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hotmumshit · 14/08/2026 19:25

Travellingshoes · 14/08/2026 19:24

I really hope this will stop the bloody daily fireworks in my area every night!

What nutter wants fireworks in this heat?!!!

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purser25 · 14/08/2026 19:25

It made me jump definitely didn’t scare the living daylights out of me

HeBeaverandSheBeaver · 14/08/2026 19:25

I was hoping the aliens 👽👽👽👽 had landed to sort this mess out.

fuckedoffwiththesummer · 14/08/2026 19:25

We thought the Ruskies coming FFS, fucking Labour govt

PigglyWigglyOhYeah · 14/08/2026 19:25

MrsM2025 · 14/08/2026 19:04

AIBU that I don’t think this alert system should have been used for this?

I agree. It's supposed to be for if we are in imminent, catastrophic danger - nuclear attack or similar. What next? Alerts that it might rain? Or to let us know Andy Burnham's latest policy idea?

It should only be used in an actual emergency. I heard it, saw 'wildfires' and assumed there was one about to engulf my village. I feel really angry about how it has been misused.

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hotmumshit · 14/08/2026 19:26

Littlejellyuk · 14/08/2026 19:24

My good god, I was texting someone and then it alerted in my hands!
I nearly jumped out of my skin! 😆
Dh said he heard that there were wild fires by Formby beach dunes last night 😨 🔥 ⛱️
So dangerous. 😔
@hotmumshit

Oh how sad

Theryre popping up everywhere, I feel so anxious now 😄

Same, i really did jump

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