Am I cooking shit or being stingy??

I dont really know what to say, i am genuine 😕

Ive seen watery bolognese- which is what you get when you pad it out with mushrooms and veg

For your guests, who you know like a bit of food!

a) It wasn't the first night
b) Kindly inviting someone who can't afford a holiday to share your holiday home at no cost to them does not make you their 'host'

Your food sounds lovely. They sound rude. It’s a free holiday. It’s rude they haven’t contributed eg they could have offered to bring pastries for breakfast or contribute to food kitty after all they would need a weekly shop at home.
I suspect they have a very different diet to you so can’t comprehend no white toastie loaf S that’s a staple in their house.
They also probably had different expectations of holiday ‘treat’ food eg pastries, fry up or bacon butties. Pizza, fish & chips.
I’d say what you a cooking they are welcome to do their own thing if it doesn’t suit.

You must be very bored or have very little guests if you genuinely believe it's normal to faff around so much with breakfast every time you are hosting people, or they are hosting you 😂

Not one yogurt, no cereal, bit grim
at least there are fruits I suppose.

Exceptionally rude to comment on any food someone has made for you unless it’s your partner / a very close friend and the food is atrocious (I’m thinking Bridget Jones blue soup style!) so you can joke about it… Your food sounds completely normal for British people, I eat that for breakfast most days.

It all depends on portion size and the quality of the cooking.

Its hardly enough to label it repulsive, I assume they didn't mean chunks of gristle floating around but a reasonably high fat content of meat which let's be honest provides flavour and keeps the meat tender.

Regardless agree that OP isnt hosting these people and she can serve whatever level om the fatty/watery bolognese scale she likes

If the op purposefully got a place with a big kitchen, and is planning to bake, shes hosting!

And cereals and yogurt are added to the list - for those so precious they cant manage a fry up 🙄

I don’t think so. They’re already getting a free holiday and OP has been gracious enough to also provide free food. I’d be over the moon if someone offered me a treat like this, embarrassed to accept if anything. The way they are treating OP is abysmal. The dad sounds like Jay from The Inbetweeners’ dad. Obnoxious as fuck.

Theres no need to be nasty.

Overweight or not, my guests are happy, fed and welcomed by a warm host

Bil is acting like he's doing OP a favour by being there 😅
How entitled to sit there not contributing a penny, expecting you to pay for food and cook said food, and THEN have the gall to COMPLAIN.
Op you shouldn't be apologising to them for your food or hosting. They are unbelievably rude and entitled. Not sure why your DH doesn't have your back, why is he letting another man criticise you like that??

Cook for you and your lovely ds only.

I disagree. Food you serve to others has to be of good quality.

I wouldn't dream of inviting someone away, where I am planning to cook meals in a lovely kitchen, and then offer them low quality food

She’s not hosting!! She is on holiday.

I am not sure what you are trying to do?

Do you want the OP to invite you so you can show her how to prepare fatty food for her ridiculous guests?😂

It's Breakfast, with kids around they'll likely have their mid-morning snack 2 hours later, and lunch just a few hours after breakfast anyway. It's so not a big deal, they're on holiday not on a food-tasting fry up marathon.

I haven’t read your whole post but only needed to see that you have given them a holiday at no cost to them and are providing and cooking all the food. How can you even think you are in the wrong here?
It is definitely them rather than you!

The food is not low quality- it’s just healthy!

She has purposefully rented somewhere with a big kitchen, and wants to bake lovely stuff

She. Is. Hosting.

It all sounds excellent quality and homemade. Yoghurt, fruit, nuts, porridge, bolognese from scratch with lots of vegetables with garlic bread.

Are people really doing morning fry-ups?? Even on holiday I couldn't be arsed with that.

How is it low quality? That breakfast is completely normal for many people across the world, particularly in the UK. I eat Greek yoghurt, muesli and berries most days for breakfast. It’s totally normal, as is spaghetti bolognese. If they don’t like OP’s cooking they can sit and eat donuts all week like Homer Simpson.

Theres room for good quality food - and youre hosting people on holiday - is healthiness the primary concern right now?!

Imagine going on an all inclusive and deciding no-one should drink because youre being 'healthy'

Its not the proper thing to do!

I think regardless off whether it’s enough food they are actually incredibly rude. We once stayed with DH’s relative and they were very odd about food. Toast for breakfast but kept repeating (to their own children not mine) ‘that’s enough margarine, you’re putting on too much jam’ it was very odd. They bought three small supermarket pizzas to share between 4 adults and 4 children, we were starving 😂 the best bit was when they cut 1 apple (yes you read that correctly, 1 apple) to split between 4 children as a snack!! My toddler could easily eat a full apple! So basically we were starving, kids were also very hungry but we didn’t say a word, we thanked them after every meal and then bought snacks ourselves when we were out!

600g of mince for 5 people won't make a meaty sauce. It will be mostly tomato juice.