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To ask what is the largest wild animal you could fight off?

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Tsham · 04/08/2026 09:14

You’re walking in the countryside. An animal resents your presence and it goes for you.

One simple question.

What is the largest wild animal you think you could successfully fight off?

It doesn’t have to be a British wild animal. Feel free to choose a Koala or a Baboon, etc. if you wish.

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user90756423298 · 04/08/2026 09:27

Tsham · 04/08/2026 09:17

I think anything with claws or sharp teeth would be problematic. However, I was thinking badger.

To be clear, this is hand to hand combat. No weapons or tools.

Edited

No. Without a weapon you wouldn’t last a minute with a vexed badger - they have super sharp long claws and vicious teeth, plus they are quick and made of some sort of concrete I think, the damage they do to a car! They are not at all like the fellow from wind in the willows…

Hecatoncheires · 04/08/2026 09:27

LadyMacbethssweetArabianhand · 04/08/2026 09:19

I couldn't even fight off a slug. Literally. I tried to avoid one on a path and tore ligaments in my ankle.

I’m sorry for your misfortune but this really made me laugh! 😆

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Tsham · 04/08/2026 09:26

TwoBad · 04/08/2026 09:22

Badgers are solid muscle. Add in their claws, powerful jaws and the diseases they carry and you'll probably need some serious medical treatment

Me vs badger = probable victory for badger

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I’m probably very misguided then. Back to the drawing board…..

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Frikadelle · 04/08/2026 09:25

Nothing bigger than a guinea pig for me. I was once charged down by a wild boar and did not for a nanosecond contemplate taking it on! I was (attempting to) climb a tree when fortunately it changed direction.

TwoBad · 04/08/2026 09:22

Tsham · 04/08/2026 09:17

I think anything with claws or sharp teeth would be problematic. However, I was thinking badger.

To be clear, this is hand to hand combat. No weapons or tools.

Edited

Badgers are solid muscle. Add in their claws, powerful jaws and the diseases they carry and you'll probably need some serious medical treatment

Me vs badger = probable victory for badger

Patriciastaser · 04/08/2026 09:21

There’s an escaped capybara near me, apparently. I think I could handle him.

Octavia64 · 04/08/2026 09:21

I wouldn’t want to get on the wrong side of a llama.

for me honestly probably a mouse

antwacky · 04/08/2026 09:21

A duckling

LadyMacbethssweetArabianhand · 04/08/2026 09:19

I couldn't even fight off a slug. Literally. I tried to avoid one on a path and tore ligaments in my ankle.

Yello24 · 04/08/2026 09:19

Well I’m probably overthinking this but you’d want a very large one but not a carnivore and therefore lacking teeth and claws and all that. So probably a blue whale (on land).
Then a blue whale on land wouldn’t attack me so… a Llama maybe.

DinoLil · 04/08/2026 09:18

A hamster.

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Tsham · 04/08/2026 09:17

I think anything with claws or sharp teeth would be problematic. However, I was thinking badger.

To be clear, this is hand to hand combat. No weapons or tools.

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SisterMaryLuke · 04/08/2026 09:15

Ooh good question. Probably a meerkat.

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