To complain that my pizza wasn’t cut for me?

I’m with you OP, I would be peeved if this happened to me!

Jesus fucking wept.
This is the most #firstworldproblem post ever!!
How do you function in the real world?

You realise your address is now marked don’t you? And you will forever be THAT customer. Carefully check future orders 😂😂

I would find this annoying. Most of the time it wouldn’t be an issue but I’ve ordered pizza when I haven’t had kitchen access before of not needing anything from the kitchen or to work when staying late.

It was clearly an oversight but it’s annoying!
we have a nice Italian place near us that do pizzas for delivery too and they don’t cut them.
I rarely order from them because if I’m getting a takeaway I cba to go to the hassle of washing up a chopping board - I’ve tried cutting pizzas in boxes and it just cuts the cardboard box and makes a bloody mess!
So I can see why it’s annoying but I also wouldn’t have complained because it was an oversight, places like papa johns etc do usually slice them for you - they are often sold by slice size!

I agree.

if I spend silly money on a pizza I want it edible from the sofa
i am not messing around with pizza wheels or scissors - as mentioned upthread! 🤯

It really does.

What did you want them to do with your complaint?

Say it will never happen again
Send a staff member round with a pizza cutter to cut it for you
Give you a refund
Send a free cut pizza?

What was your complaint trying to achieve and what did you want them to do to rectify the error?

This is the cutted pizza thread.

YNBU
Use scissors!? I only have to hope and prey that was a joke 😭 there really are some funny people around 🤣

How could you be arsed!
Just use scissors to cut then munch it.

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Yes as it’s much easier than a pizza cutter. I always use scissors to cut pizza when it needs cut

Most people I know do too if I have been to their house where pizza is on the go

What did you want? Someone to drive over and cut your pizza for you?
This is ridiculous.

People would actually cut their pizza with scissors in this scenario?

Wow.

YABU, and ridiculous. You are probably only going to respond to posters who agree with you though.

I mean when we were in the middle of moving house and decorating this would of been really annoying as we had no cutlery at the house we were painting which was the one we ordered take away to because no kitchen items yet.

would of had to rip it like savages or gone all hungry hippo on it 😅

How would you cope with real problems?
Use a knife.

Someone mentioned 'ick'. Anyone who complains over uncut pizza would give me the ick. (Obviously not including anyone that was physically able to do that themselves)

Good job you're not on holiday or in a hotel then as you likely wouldn't have access to a pizza cutter. Strange practice from the restaurant.

I’m not much cop at using a pizza cutter. I’m not much better with a fabric rotary cutter either (for fabric, not pizza!)

I suppose the staff just forgot to cut your pizza but it’s not really worthy of a complaint.

You sound like a harridan. I feel sorry for people in your sphere if this is how you think. It’s quite shocking.

Hopefully this person will have a full disadulation for their crime.

It should have been ready to eat. You might not have had any utensils where you'd ordered the food to and you can't very well be expected to lift and bite into the entire thing.

This happened to me last week. I used the kitchen scissors to cut it up. That was all.

Given the price I’d expect it to be cut for sure. Not sure I’d go to the effort of leaving shitty feedback though.

Well I was being a bit tongue in cheek about running the country - particular this week!!

I like that you might have turned a corner though, your response was fairly decent.

I hope you enjoy the rest of your meal!