Welcome one and all to the Grand Final thread!
Put up a chair, grab your blue cocktail and join us for an evening of dancing gorillas and loads of red and white outfits.
The running order of the Grand Final of the 2017 Eurovision Song Contest:
- Israel: Eye Candy
- Poland: First Aid Kit Dress
- Belarus: Boat Wind Machine and Sticky Back Plastic Guitar
- Austria: Lee Ryan in Dreamworks
- Armenia: Hyundai Bollywood Dancers
- The Netherlands: Talent Contest Rejects
- Moldova: Epic Sax Guy Solo
- Hungary: Sgt Pepper's Rapping Gypsies
- Italy: Dancing Gorilla
10. Denmark: "Danish" Traitor with a Massive Gin and Red Dress
11. Portugal: Singing Werewolf in his Dad's Suit
12. Azerbaijan: Goth, Ladders and scary Horseman
13. Croatia: Go Compare Pavarotti Man
14. Australia: Bush don't come cheap, buy him some socks
15. Greece: Wet Underwear in a Paddling Pool
16. Spain
17. Norway: Darth Punk
18. United Kingdom: Whole Lotta Gold
19. Cyprus: Fair Isle Sequins and Gravity
20. Romania: Yodelling Taylor Swift and Her Massive Glittery Cannons
21. Germany: They really don't want to win
22. Ukraine
23. Belgium: All Alone in the Rabbit Headlight Zone
24. Sweden: TopMan ad. Too Frikkin Beautiful to be Dr Evil
25. Bulgaria: Bieber Untouchable Child
26. France: it'll be in French.
A huge thanks to RedToothBrush for the summaries on the last thread and GinSwigmore for the thread title.