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Swagger Inn - 72. Fuck off Christmas, bollocks to you New Year, it's the Series Two Countdown!

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IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus Thu 18-Dec-14 22:55:25

Woohoo!

Only those in need of hot beardy fuckers dressed in leather need enter.

Ayethengyoo.
<bows>

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus Thu 18-Dec-14 23:02:04

This way to the hayloft please.

FancyFancy Thu 18-Dec-14 23:16:54

Well I think that title sums it up perfectly!

TheSwedishChristmasMeatball Fri 19-Dec-14 06:52:20

wine

Badvocinapeartree Fri 19-Dec-14 07:15:21

Loving the thread - exactly how we all feel l think? smile
I must have a shower today.
When the kids aren't at school/ill/we are out if routine I go feral. It's not attractive.

We3KingyofOblomovAre Fri 19-Dec-14 08:01:00

Counting down to series 2. Nice one Norah.

CarolSinger200 Fri 19-Dec-14 08:29:11

Place marking!

Love the thread title !

RudolphTheRedNosedElk Fri 19-Dec-14 09:41:50

I must have a shower today

Badders I was just thinking exactly the same thing

grin

SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp Fri 19-Dec-14 09:49:53

<marks place>
<snogs Norah>

Lovely new thread Norah. My sentiments exactly.

I'm going out to the Golf Club Seniors Ladies Night tonight. I just don't fit in with my generation. No-one will have heard of TM and I'll be bored rigid. <wails>

Hello. What a great new thread. Wonder whether it'll last till Christmas? <muses thoughtfully>

GoTellItToTheMavis Fri 19-Dec-14 17:51:45

Excellent new thread.

Aw, never mind Apes you can educate them all on the benefits of hot men in leather. <always the teacher>

I've treated myself to a little late afternoon Sherlock. I love, love, love drunk John and Sherlock. Great stuff.

I now need to make some dinner. I cba.

LetUsPrey Fri 19-Dec-14 18:14:30

Evening wenches. Great new thread!

Clueing for looks Mavis? grin

Work was crap and busy. I'm just finishing my sandwiches from lunch. I am OTB five days early. What a lovely surprise. Blahblahwhingeblah

Enjoy your evenings to the going out wenches. In fact, all wenches.

GoTellItToTheMavis Fri 19-Dec-14 18:23:57

Haha LetUs - I thought of you whilst watching it, lots of good shirt action for you wink

Ok, so I'm eating crisps. That's not dinner exactly but it'll do? Right?

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus Fri 19-Dec-14 18:32:47

Oh, that's fine mave absolutely fine.
What shall I watch tonight?

Or will there be Tav Lit available?
<keeps on>

I have bought sherlock cluedo for Mr M and I to play on Christmas eve.
Quite excited about that. <sad emoticon>

I need to make some dinner now too. Tiny People have been fed, pyjamad up and turfed off to bed.

And yes to tav lit.

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus Fri 19-Dec-14 18:42:34

Dd you ever read the entire back catalogue of Tav Lit mouse? Or did it all go poof before you could?

It went poof norah fsad. Read a little but didn't manage all of it.

Oh and, inspired by your fantastic crochet skillz, I've started making amigurumis.

MadamedeChevreuse Fri 19-Dec-14 18:54:02

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^ has been my ENTIRE FUCKING DAY.

NYAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH.

Badvocinapeartree Fri 19-Dec-14 18:54:57

Oh Madame sad
Yeah. I've had 3 days like that <rocks in corner>

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus Fri 19-Dec-14 19:00:46

Oh, me too! The Toddler has been home ill all week except yesterday and today. He is sssssoooooo clingy when he's ill.
<rocks with madame and badders>

Oh that's a shame mouse. There were some great reads ( sorry, not trying to rub it in)
I've ordered a book and some toy stuffing for my Xmas present to try out making amigurami. fgrin
Made this yesterday trying out some colours together and a new technique <lolz>. It's actually really pretty and I'm really happy with how the colours work together. Tricky getting the colours accurately though especially on the shitepad.
Eventually it will be edged in cream and made into a square. Or made into a bigger circle. <shrugs>

IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus Fri 19-Dec-14 19:06:53

Hmmm. It looks shit on the shitepad. It's not as in your face as that picture would have you believe.

Badvocinapeartree Fri 19-Dec-14 19:06:57

Mouse...glad little one is better. Ds2 is very clingy to me anyway ATM due to all the stuff over the last few months.
Yesterday he pretty much lay on the sofa all day except I had to make a bed out of it - furry throw on bottom and then his Xmas fleecy blanket on top - which I had to reposition it every 5 mins. Then snacks and drinks every 20 mins. Then changing the cbeebies channel - because obv using the remote control was too tiring.
Sigh.

LiviaDruscillaAugusta Fri 19-Dec-14 19:07:11

Yo yo wenches <does cool hand snapping thing like Dog>

Love the new project Norah - it's fab!

So two weeks to go before the next series.... I don't think I can wait that long! I am going to cry if they show the Cardinal's coffin!

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