Wanky things! Wanky things everywhere...

[00100001]

Masons Jars for holding lunch and layered salads etc = wanky

Menus that say things like " Shoestring fries ~ 6.5" = wanky

Nespresso's "Vintage" coffee = wanky

Calling chicken nuggets Chicken Gougons = wanky


Gah!

[NotStoppedAllDay]

Why is it?

[00100001]

they just are

[TheNiffler]

What the fuck is 'vintage' coffee?

[DontBuyANewMumCashmere]

I agree. There is so much wankery about. Drinking out of jam jars and eating off slates included.

[ObiWankyKnobby]

I was in John Lewis yesterday and I was nearly swayed by a £27 insulated back to carry a packed lunch in - uber-expensive wankery!

[DonkeyOaty]

Mellow Birds powder, Niffler. Mmmm yum. (NOT)

[ObiWankyKnobby]

Bag. £27 cheap for an insulated back!

[HandsomeBoys]

Let's serve your food on a chopping board for you - wanky

Babycchinos- wanky

[TheNiffler]

Yuk, Donkey

[KanyeWesticle]

We want plates, on Tumblr or Facebook, is brilliant for this!

[ObiWankyKnobby]

'Hand cut'
'Pan fried'
Village hen's egg
Food descriptions containing EVERY SINGLE INGREDIENT in the dish:

'Hand cut, artisan 27-seed granary loaf smeared with farm-churned, slightly salted normandy butter, layered with lightly-crushed free range organic farm eggs, laid in straw-lined nestboxes by hand-reared black leghorn hens, enrobed with organic virgin olive oil mayonnaise, sprinkled with organic, hand-harvested cress.'

It's a chuffin egg & cress sandwich!!

[LegoCaltrops]

Those bloody stupid jars with handles & lids with holes, for milkshakes. Complete with a non-bendy straw so kids have to hold them in their laps instead of on the table... recipe for disaster IMHO.

[WindwardCircle]

[MrsJaniceBattersby]

Chips served in little wire baskets , hugely wanky

[PerryCoxHair]

"sourcing a trouser" = wanky. You are shopping for a pair of trousers ffs!
I hate the term sourcing

[OnHold]

A red lip =wanky

[PerryCoxHair]

Just the one red lip OnHold?

[BathshebaDarkstone]

Babyccinos may be wanky, but DC love them, although DD wanted to know why they couldn't have decaffeinated coffee in them!

[WindwardCircle]

Shop the edit- I don't even know what that means but it's wanky.

[OnHold]

Yes Like a trouser.

[LaContessaDiPlump]

I ordered DS2 (4yo) a decaf coffee when we were in Ostend Bathsheba - the waiter visibly Judged, but why on earth should he not be allowed it? It's decaf after all!

I do always want to ask him if he would like a tiny cigarette to go with it though

[PerryCoxHair]

I would love to see what someone looks like with a red lip and a trouser

Shop the edit I have never heard that! Wtf does it even mean?

[TheWinterOfOurDiscountTents]

Calling chicken nuggets Chicken Gougons = wanky

Sorry but nope. Not wanky. Goujons and nuggets aren't the same, and the latter has been around as a term, like, forever. Goujons predate nuggets!

[squishysquirmy]

It's well known that the more adjectives used, the more expensive the food.
Cheese and onion crisps = cheap.
Artisan hand cut triple cooked west country mature cheddar and slow roasted balsamic baby onion chutney crisps = v.v. expensive.

[WindwardCircle]

Heirloom tomatoes- are they tomatoes which have been handed down through the family? If not they're just tomatoes ffs.