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Center Parcs & Anal sex

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shadyl Mon 16-Jan-12 20:22:16

So for the past 4 years I've been badgering DH for us to go to Center Parcs. He's been reticent on account of it being 'naff' and 'like Butlins but with trees' I disagree but anyway...

Eventually we went to Center Parcs, Longleat over the Christmas period (it was great) and I noticed that he had packed a tube of KY but didn't think anything of it. So we get back home and he makes some silly joke about 'no bumfun' despite 'my promises'.

Now there is no way in hell anything is ever going up my back bottom so I questioned what he meant (assuming he was joking). And he said that "according to Mumsnet" Center Parcs =anal sex. Apparently I had told him this over 4 years ago.

I have no memory of this link between Center Parcs and anal. Can someone confirm that there is a Center Parcs/anal meme in the same vein as nice ham?

Anyway, I got the hump.
He claims he was joking and made it all up because he thought I would find it funny
It's all too weird and I'm still a bit offended. Can't tell if I'm being oversensitive and it really was all a joke or whether he really did think that bum-business was on the menu.

OvergroundWomblingFree Mon 14-May-18 10:00:03

Ah I see someone made it before me. I thought the bag happened before the bumsex link and was the original source of bumsex and centerparks connection

"Use me until my bottom wears out" grin

m8tt Mon 26-Feb-18 13:20:40

Sorry if i'm slightly late to the party here but my DW has asked to go to centre parcs in November.

I'm not sure if i'm reading into it too much or not but am i getting anal sex?

RallyGirl Tue 26-Dec-17 23:01:15

At Center Parcs at the mo, in fact our last night. Absolutely no bumfun for us this trip (or any previous trips!!). Going to go look for the bag GeekyWombat found in the gift shop before we leave tomorrow tho as it made me chuckle!

GeekyWombat Tue 02-May-17 15:10:29

So I'm at Center Parcs for the first time with DH and DC. Never been before, only thing I knew about it was this random thread (or actually before today just the title of the thread which I've seen pop up in trending from time to time).

I just saw this bag in the gift shop. Someone at Center Parcs clearly has heard the rumours and has a sense of humour or I have a dirty mind.

The bag was organic jute of course. I've never been to a holiday camp so posh. There's an olive bar in the shop FFS.

AlisonHendrix Sat 22-Apr-17 03:09:03

I've been in this boat (literally) and I don't think it's a mumsnet meme, I think it's just a tradition I have with my DH! So for us, Centre Parcs definitely means Anal Sex! wink

Vickyyyy Fri 20-May-16 23:12:03

I have a banging headache in the back of my head after laughing far too much at both this thread and the oxo tower one that was mentioned on here.

surferboyroy Sat 14-May-16 14:50:15

so, just got back from centre parcs, now I know why all the chalet back doors are smashed in.

NixoffSwiftly Mon 11-Apr-16 19:49:58

I turned Greek after anal sex,ie sorebum lololololol

LindaCrump Sat 08-Aug-15 21:49:51

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Rascaltashly Thu 06-Aug-15 21:56:27

I used to work for center parcs and twice a year massive groups of swingers would descend. I think they call it "rainbow weekend". They wore different coloured wrist bands so you could tell who was up for a switcharoo and were banned from the spa after several "incidents". So if your fella wants bum sex if you go at the right time of year he can find someone else willing while you enjoy the spa in peace!

ScorpioMermaid Sun 24-May-15 13:44:09

My* parcs* ffs!

ScorpioMermaid Sun 24-May-15 13:43:42

Mt mum loves centre pars shock <off to bleach my brain>

dadlovesthatboy Sun 24-May-15 00:28:42

I don't see what the fuss is about. Centre Parcs, anal sex? Known for it. Why else would you go?

Sapphire247 Tue 15-Oct-13 18:09:30

Dear Shadyl,

"I'm getting more and more offended by him and I can't tell whether I'm having a sense of humour failure......"

Well, speaking as a gentleman, can I just add that if your other half keeps on making you feel uncomfortable then perhaps you can apply a swift boot up his very own Khyber Pass until he gets the message that you're not particularly amused? If that doesn't make him wrap up, you can always crush two OXO cubes into a boiling cup under his nose. That should make him sweat!

As it happens, we weren't over-impressed with Center Parcs anyway, probably because we don't do much sport. About £750 for 4 days of holiday in a forest with fairly consistent drizzle and nowt much of great interest for us to do did seem a bit steep for our tight family budget but, in fairness, the swimming pool and log flumes were indeed great fun and the scenery and overall organisation of the facilities was very good. It's great if you're into sport. Still, it's nothing you couldn't arrange for yourselves with bikes and a carefully chosen holiday let. I'd prefer a few days walking and cycling in the New Forest anytime. The trouble is clearing your diaries and actually making it happen.

Am I digressing?

deepfriedsage Fri 11-Oct-13 08:23:31

Oh I was taking to poster who started the anal thread in relationships.

Paddingtonblue Fri 11-Oct-13 07:56:17

No, just needed a good laugh and you can really rely on classsics for that.

deepfriedsage Fri 11-Oct-13 07:34:10

Oh dear zombie classic, have you found mn due to the viral thread?

Paddingtonblue Fri 11-Oct-13 07:30:14

Dear mumsnet, I love you for making me guffaw. This thread really deserve the classics status.

Panthering Fri 11-Oct-13 05:15:49

Anal is fantastic.... I don't blame him for wanting it!!! am i the only woman that thinks so????

I'd say book up somewhere a bit less 'family' for a naughty weekend, pack the KY and just have fun... I'm sure after that hell do anything you ask!!!!

ElBombero Wed 09-Oct-13 23:03:57


grin Cheered me right up

eccentrica Mon 18-Mar-13 15:46:48

I wouldn't let you shag me up anything after that condescending post, even if you were the real JamesSpader.

CheeryCherry Mon 18-Mar-13 14:30:55

I forgot how funny this thread is! MN at its best!

JamesSpader Mon 18-Mar-13 13:40:24

Good grief, what a foosty old bunch on this thread - in my minds eye, this is akin to a bunch of Les Dawson's gossiping over the back garden fence. Disappointing that so many people are still so unadventurous, closed-minded and nervous.
A tip for anyone who is undecided... have a nice bath and get all nice and clean then lube up and go for it. It does help if your man has an appreciation of what he's doing to you (a finger will open his eyes) and just take it nice and slow and keep applying the lube. We have phases where its on the menu every week and then don't think about it for months.
But, as you all must know, if its a burning desire and he's not getting it from you, he'll eventually get it from somewhere........... so, is it still nay, nay and thrice nay??! Loosen up!!

CashmereHoodlum Thu 21-Feb-13 18:31:19

This is currently the 5th result when you google Center Parcs. Can we get in any higher?

luanmapo Thu 21-Feb-13 18:26:09

OMG....I stumbled across this thread. I work at CP not looking forward to changing the bed sheets tomorrow after reading this!! HAHA

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