I am jolly well going to get pregnant this month and I'll brook no argument.

[allhailtheaubergine]

Who's in?

[ShowOfHands]

Nah. Not me. But I am going to bake the perfect gingerbread man.

[mumatron]

not me either.

good luck to you though.

[allhailtheaubergine]

Are you going to ice your gingrbread man?

Thank you.

[Lintilla]

Can I join you please?

Although I've still got a week before my period is due (I'm pretty sure we missed this month) but then after that I am definitely going to get pregnant! Been trying 10 months now so I think it's about time...

[allhailtheaubergine]

Of course you can Lintilla.

[emmaloupolman]

Can i join been ttc #2 for 21 months now af not due till 19th June week b4 my wedding :)

[schobe]

Yes! A year here and two mcs (one ectopic).

Knocking on slightly. I'm simply not having it any more.

[allhailtheaubergine]

That's the spirit Schobe. No more nonsense. We are simply going to get pregnant before this thread is out, and no excuses.

Now Emma - you want to get pg before your wedding? You won;t be able to drink champagne .

[Lintilla]

I was pg at my wedding and felt very left out at the lack of champers! have more than made up for it since

[schobe]

I too was pregnant at my wedding. What a scandalous lot!

With such loose morals there really are no excuses for not getting knocked up this month.

Huzzah!

[melliebobs]

ill join you although not feeling too positive. Got 2 out of 4 of my apparant most fertile days and a couple of days before so time will tell. AF du 9th june :s

[schobe]

We WILL overcome.

[emmaloupolman]

I have my hen night friday so can drink then if am pg i can have a little one

[allhailtheaubergine]

Am outraged by all you loose lot being prego at your wedding. At least I had the moral foresight to have my children first and then get married.

tch.

Mellie. Darling. We are brooking NO NONSENSE. We simply WILL be getting pregnant this month and that's that. No arguments.

[melliebobs]

Oh well if we WILL be then fantastic!!!!! I might as well make my drs appointment bow as it can take 2 weeks to get one n e way!!!

[Ariesgirl]

I'm in. I'm in. A year here and not even a sniff of a diff. It's bloody outrageous.

[emmaloupolman]

I already have a little boy but i think this one doesn't want to b conceived out of wed lock

[BlooferLady]

Bugger. If this was next month I'd be with you (roughly 16 months of no joy this end, but having a break to finish my studies). Obviously this time next month you'll all be hurling your first trimester guts up but on the off chance any of you are still remaining I'll be joining you...

[BlooferLady]

(crucially, I am in no way following Aries around the internet...)

[allhailtheaubergine]

It IS outrageous Aries. You should complain in writing.

Oh what a shame Bloofer. Unfortunately I am DEFINITELY getting pregnant this month, so we shall just miss each other. We can still be friends though.

[BlooferLady]

Glad you said that Aubergenius, cos I have every intention of being the thread's unofficial cheerleader . After my months and months and months and months of TTCing there is no gusset that I am not happy to examine, no symptom about which I cannot get excited, and no flange-excretion that is beneath my interest

[Ariesgirl]

[allhailtheaubergine]

Aubergenius He he.

Here's to gussets and imaginary symptoms.

[TigerseyeMum]

I'm putting my foot down too. We are on holiday at precisely my fertile time. We shall be lounging by the pool one minute, bouncing on the bed the next, by darn it if it kills us.

We are staying near Aphrodite's Rock, that's got to help, surely?

If Aphrodite can't get me upduffed who can?

[InTheSunshine]

I'm admiring the determination of this thread & for that reason I'm in. Technically would be a miracle but it only takes one right?