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AIBU to want to get a poop knife?

63 replies

123bananas · 22/01/2018 22:24

I know that loo brushes are spawn of satan's crutches on here, but how do you lot feel about poop knives?

AIBU to want one?

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JenniferYellowHat1980 · 22/01/2018 22:26

That link doesn't work and I really want to know!

123bananas · 22/01/2018 22:27

Ah sorry try this one.

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123bananas · 22/01/2018 22:29

Oh ffs and again

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Partypopper123 · 22/01/2018 22:29

Don't want to try the link, but I feel pretty queasy at the phrase 'poop knife' Envy - not envy

NeedMoreSleepOrSugar · 22/01/2018 22:31

Grin I thought this was going to be about loo blade brushes! I have never felt the need for a poo knife thankfully!

123bananas · 22/01/2018 22:31

It might come in handy, especially seeing as we are not allowed loo brushes anymore.

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JenniferYellowHat1980 · 22/01/2018 22:36
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saltandvinegarcrisps1 · 22/01/2018 22:40

Wow my family must have been trailblazers - Dsis used to keep a big stick in the loo to break up nephew's ginormous poos when he went through a "holding it in" phase as a child 30 years ago!

RJnomore1 · 22/01/2018 22:41

"I thought it was standard equipment - your plunger, your toilet brush and your poop knife "

That is actually the funniest thing I have read in ages!

SpitefulMidLifeAnimal · 22/01/2018 22:50

This is a link to the S*n BTW, in case anyone is boycotting it.

123bananas · 22/01/2018 22:51

Easier to clean than a loo brush too I imagine Envy [boak face]

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123bananas · 22/01/2018 22:53

The first link that works is the mirror, but if you don't want to click the link just put poop knife in google you will find one that is acceptable.

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newtlover · 22/01/2018 22:55

hmm I thought it was for scraping poo off terry nappies, I'm sure we had one of those

ShakeShakeTheMuffin · 22/01/2018 22:56
DriggleDraggle · 22/01/2018 23:00

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FrogFairy · 22/01/2018 23:01

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the poshest —shit stick— poo knife you ever did see.

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00IYNLG7Q/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?psc=1&ie=UTF8&tag=mumsnet&ascsubtag=mnforum-21

AdoraBell · 22/01/2018 23:05

Shock WTAF?

123bananas · 22/01/2018 23:06

Oooh it has chrome frogfairy!

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TheresTheFlyingFuckIDontGive · 22/01/2018 23:07

Thanks for the warning about that shitty paper link, Spiteful

Went with the Amazon link instead.

TickyTakky · 22/01/2018 23:07

Let me help out the OP.

Toilet blade, £9.99 on amazon plus postage. I think it looks a lot better and more hygienic than a brush.

BTW YABU to use the term poop knife 🤢

AIBU to want to get a poop knife?
paxillin · 22/01/2018 23:10

Grin Grin Surely you'd also need some shoving implement for floaters?

Nannamia · 22/01/2018 23:14

True story: My best friend's aunty had a poop knife hanging on a hook in the laundry. Family arrived for a barbecue, one of the cousins didn't know what it was for and used it to chop up the sausages.

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Applesandpears23 · 22/01/2018 23:17

If you can't find a 'poop knife' toilet cleaner/bleach will cause it to dissolve enough to flush.

Nannamia · 22/01/2018 23:17

I should add that this was back in the 80s and it was an ordinary looking knife, not the flash bit of cutlery that TickyTakky posted.

MiddleClassProblem · 22/01/2018 23:20

I’m curious to the technical. Is it stabbing or using it like a spatula...

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